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Aug 06 2008

People who start presentaions by saying “Webster’s defines something as something!”

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Webster’s defines cliché as “a trite phrase or expression; also : the idea expressed by it

I am officially calling for an end to any speech, film or book that starts with a dictionary definition. If I am ever sitting in the audience for your PowerPoint presentation on “Energizing Your Sales Team in ’09” and I see that your first slide starts with the Webster’s definition of “synergy” be warned that I am going to walk to the podium and pee on you. I am going to piss warm pee all over your Dockers. I’m assuming Webster’s would define that as “awesome!”

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