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Oct 03 2008

Sarah Palin and her “aw shucks” Joe Six Pack BULLSHIT!

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I was going to apologize for writing about Sarah Palin two days in a row but fuck that, she is a joke and her inexperience and utter lack of necessary knowledge is down right dangerous. I will do my best to keep this short.

I cannot stand her condescending “aw shucks, you betcha” crap. Once again, I don’t want Joe Six Pack, as she calls herself, in the fucking white house. Joe fucking Six Pack just spent 8 years doing keg stands and playing beer pong in the White House and look where it got us. I want “Joe Knows What The Fuck He or She is Doing” in the white house and Sarah Palin is far from that person.

Did you see the Vice Presidential debate? She STILL refuses to answer a single question. Then she has the moose-sized balls to blame the “mainstream media” for making her look dumb. You know what lady, go back to your tanning bed and stop wasting our time with your nonsense. This is no joke Sarah. This is not one of your frivolous beauty pageants. America has suffered enough under Joe Six Pack Bush.

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Oct 02 2008

Sarah Palin and her inability to answer a single question!

It’s amazing but there are still people out there sticking to the story that Sarah Palin is qualified to be Vice President. Are-you-kidding-me? These people actually have the balls to try and blame the fictional “east coast gotcha media” for being unfair to her. FUCK OFF with that nonsense. These people running for the highest office in our country (and in many ways the world) deserve to be grilled, RELENTLESSLY! Not to mention the fact that if Sarah Palin can’t survive a softball interview from Katie Couric, let me say that again KATIE COURIC, then how the hell is she supposed to handle the incredible, unending pressures of the White House?

If I hear one more person say “I like Sarah Palin because she is just like me” I am going to poop in their shoes. Guess who I don’t want in the White House? ME or YOU! I want the President and/or Vice President to be intelligent on an intimidating level. I want them to be so knowledgeable that I would be terrified to eat dinner with them. I want them to understand me and relate to the average American but I don’t want them to be as dumb as the average American.

For me this clip sums up why I can’t stand Sarah Palin. She starts with a lame joke, although I don’t understand how someone’s vast experience is actually funny, then trips all over herself trying to defend a joke that ACTUALLY also makes fun of 72-year-old John McCain. Palin sounds like a teenage boy who has just been caught by his mother jerking off but tries desperately to offer an excuse. “Uh, I was combing my hair and the comb fell into my pants and I was trying to get it out but it was stuck so I really had to tug at it then my pants fell off by accident and I could not find the comb so I was looking for it, that’s all.”

Apparently when it comes to newspapers and magazines Sarah Palin “reads all of ’em.” So many that she is unable to name any.

This is no joke people. Try and imagine this woman as President if McCain was to die in office. Who could possibly trust this woman to run the country when she can’t even handle easy questions? We have already suffered through 8 years of this bullshit, it is time for change. I am right, I know everything!

Download the awesome Sarah Palin “NOPE” poster here!

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Sep 17 2008

John McCain and his bullshit!

I made the decision to go out, get drunk and play pool tonight and therefore will be putting the least amount of effort possible into today’s post.

John McCain really knows how to shrivel my penis with his constant lying. I don’t know about you, but I have had enough of that bullshit over the last 8 years. AND, this just in… Sarah Palin is still barely qualified to manage a Wal-Mart. BREAKING NEWS… If Sarah Palin doesn’t stop fucking lying about the “bridge to nowhere” I am going to shit YOUR pants, which is not easy to do. She’s a fucking incompetent liar just like her new best friend John McCain. Also this just in… I am awesome.

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Sep 12 2008

Mid-day post: Sarah Palin is unqualified! I mean REALLY UNQUALIFIED

I am REALLY trying to fight the urge to post political things but HOLY FUCKING SHIT is Sarah Palin unqualified to be Vice President or, god forbid, President. PLEASE watch this interview and try to convince me otherwise.

She sounds exactly like a student trying to give an oral book report on a book she never read. “Moby Dick is a book and a very good book. It was written on paper and touches on many subjects such as a certain book like this would do. It is a story that is good and so forth and what have you. It is a story about a whale and a boat and I guy named Dick who’s journey is vast and written in book form for all to read in this book. In summation, Moby Dick is book that has themes and stories about things that are in this book and it is a very good book.

Here is my favorite scary moment:

A longer version can be found here.

If this scares you, and it should, please share it.

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Sep 11 2008

Mid-day post: Republicans are really getting up my ass lately!

They say nothing because they have nothing to offer America. Republicans have no shame as are willing shit any piece of shit out of their shit holes if it will keep them in power. You’ve got to love Rudy Giuliani for making fun of Obama for dedicating himself to helping the poorest communities in Chicago. Yeah Rudy, Obama is such an asshole for helping the poor yet somehow he’s also “elitist?” Luckily the Republican base will eat up any piece of bullshit that is served to them as long as it’s wrapped in an American flag and served with a side of 9/11 fries (formerly known as freedom fries). Fuuuuuuck oooooooff.

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Sep 05 2008

Sarah Palin and her bullshit!

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I REALLY don’t want to turn this into a political blog but I just have to write about this. I PROMISE to get back to complaining about important things like reality TV and various douchebags but this woman is making it impossible not to talk about her.

I am all for debate. In fact, intelligently debating the issues is one of the most important tools for progress. It forces the kinks to be worked out and should bring you to the best solution. But I will never understand the willingness to lie. It always seems the people who wave the American flag the hardest are the ones most willing to shit on it. What could possibly be American about lying to your fellow Americans in an attempt to gain power? People are calling Sarah Palin “relatedable” but I can’t relate to her desire to drag this election into the toilet at all. I’m proud to not relate to this woman.

A writer for the Associated Press decided to fact check Palin and her Republican buddies “facts” and what do you know, they are full of shit. Everyone’s favorite fishing mom or hockey mom or whatever the fuck she calls herself is not the “oh so pure” maverick she pretends to be.

I’m so sick of this brand of politics. It is a direct FUCK YOU to the American people who are currently in great need for honest and intelligent leadership. It’s not easy to say too many bad things about Obama so they resort to twisting the truth and outright lying.

Read about the truth behind their crap here

I will complain about something more awesome tomorrow, possibly the fact that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale think they are Jamaican. Fuck off.

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