Dec 19 2008

Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith and their boring family!

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Holy shit does Will Smith and the rest of his boring family suck! The Smith/Pinkett Smith dynasty is so average and boring I’m having a hard time coming up with words that sufficiently describe their mega suckitude.

Oh my god, I literally just remembered his shit music! When I started writing this rant I totally forgot about his musical “talent”. Fuck this guy and his blandy blandness!

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are like red apples, everyone likes them but when you really think about it they suck. Sure you can sort of enjoy a red apple (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) but half way through that apple you realize you have had enough and move on to more kickass fruits like grapes or oranges and never look back.

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14 comments to “Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith and their boring family!”

  1. hodanon 19 Dec 2008 at 9:35 am

    Listman you’ve hit a new low(or medium)! of all the fucked up, annoying families of Hollywood the Smiths are the least threatening and my faves( maybe not their kids). you could’ve at least give an honorable mention to that alien family know as the Cruises. the way tom cruise dangles about their little soon-to-be prostitot is just sad.CHEERS!

  2. You Just Made My List!on 19 Dec 2008 at 9:41 am

    You hit the nail on the head Hodan when you said “least threatening.” That’s kind of why they bug the shit out of me. They are so fucking bland and yet we are all supposed to worship them. I hate the celebration of mediocrity. The Cruise family on the other hand is fun. They are batshit crazy and who doesn’t love that?

    I know it’s just my opinion and maybe I’m the dick for never liking things everyone else seems to love.

    I just need to be loved (tears)

  3. AngrySaron 19 Dec 2008 at 10:39 am

    In everyday life I meet this… people who think they’re so damned incredible and interesting and they’re just… like… everybody… else. Having to pretend you care is one of my top annoying things to do. So I can sympathize 😛 lol

  4. AngrySaron 19 Dec 2008 at 10:40 am

    In everyday life I meet this… people who think they’re so damned incredible and interesting and they’re just… like… everybody… else. Having to pretend to care is one of my biggest pet peeves. So I can sympathize 😛 lol

  5. AngrySaron 19 Dec 2008 at 10:40 am

    Whoops, sorry for the double post… I thought I stopped it in time :-/

  6. hodanon 19 Dec 2008 at 11:06 am

    Listman:(hugs) aww all is forgiven. my family is the classic dysfunctional American household; which is why i like the Smiths,bland and all.

  7. wacko jackoon 19 Dec 2008 at 3:20 pm

    I know a movie is going to be terrible if Will Smith or any of his family are in it without even having to see the trailer. Similar to releases including celebrities like Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Jim Carrey, and Gwyneth Paltrow.

    And it recently came out that Will Smith contributed over $100k to Scientology this year, $50k of which went to the ultra-creepy Scientology Celebrity Center in Hollywood. Total douche.

  8. You Just Made My Anus!on 19 Dec 2008 at 5:29 pm

  9. Junnuon 15 Jul 2010 at 9:57 am

    I can’t stand the Pinkett- Smith clan and I don’t know why. They just suck in my psyche and make me ill. Maybe the family enslaved me and treated me horribly and heinous in another life. When I look at Jada’s smug, untalented, ass and Will’s perpetrating, grinning, hack, ass and their miniature prodigy I just throw up a little in my mouth. They need to fade into the obscure and never return. Keep On Sucking!!!

  10. lilyon 19 Oct 2010 at 3:46 pm

    looks like all u guys are whites, am not surprised at all. you hate it when blacks are better than you, ha ha ha ha haha..

    eat my poop

  11. You Just Made My List!on 19 Oct 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Lily – Sounds like you are a fucking racist idiot.

    DRINK my poop!

  12. Bratton 30 Dec 2010 at 3:17 pm

    Now stop it. There is no such thing as reverse racisim. Actual Quote: (How can I be a racist if I’m a minority) Say whhhhhaaaa….

  13. dumboon 10 Jul 2011 at 10:04 am

    lilly – you sound smug and arrogant just like the smiths. listen race has nothing to do with the topic, never even mentioned till u brought it up. talent is talent no matter what.
    trust me im black and im telling you his movies and his families work suck.
    dont compare cruise and smith, cruise actually made good movies.

  14. PCon 01 Feb 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Heres really the main problem, any celebrity white black, alien amphibian (jar jar Binks) or otherwise that ruin a perfectly good movie franchise i.e. Matrix, Karate Kid, Men in black, then you do suck dick. I just dont get it, if you cant act and you make your viewers spew their pepsi and popcorn back into their popcorn bucket, then how are these 3 getting roles in movies to ruin, they just suck, and Jaden must have received a double dose of genetic suckage, I cant stand to even look at still shots of that little puke.