Jul 25 2008

Michelob ULTRA Fruit Infused Beers!

Published by at 4:00 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

First of all, who is actually drinking any Michelob product on purpose? I can understand if you were walking down the street and a construction worker on a skyscraper spilled his Michelob just as you looked up to admire the clouds and a few drops got in your mouth. Or maybe you get shot in the mouth and a good samaritan reaches for a Michelob to clean the wound. But how does a person choose to drink a Michelob?

A bigger question is, who reaches for a Michelob ULTRA Fruit Infused Beer? Possibly a nine-year-old girl? I don’t know about you, but when I’m hangin’ with the bros doing bro things, like watching sports and admiring each others’ bodies, I can often be heard saying “Dude, toss me another Tuscan Orange Grapefruit!”

“Sorry broskie, all we have left is Pomegranate Raspberry or Lime Cactus.”

“Fucking bro, no fucking way dude! I bought the Tuscan Orange Grapefruit for me!”

Then I usually have a good cry.

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2 comments to “Michelob ULTRA Fruit Infused Beers!”

  1. Allyon 25 Jul 2008 at 11:19 am

    My husband, being a huge Harry Potter fan, wanted to make Butter Beer for a poker party once and the recipe called for Michelob and Butterscotch Schnapps. People were so grossed out by it, no one would go near it. He had to trek to three different grocery stores because NO ONE carried Michelob or everyone was sold out. I can’t remember. So either my neighborhood has really good taste or really crappy taste in beer.

    The case still sits in our basement fridge, untouched.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 25 Jul 2008 at 11:28 am

    I literally feel sick after reading about Michelob and butterscotch schnapps. Sweet lord, why?