Dec 30 2008
Much like dropping my keys, an irrational rush of anger fills my body when it’s windy. I HATE WIND!
I once heard about a small community of settlers in the west who went insane because the wind never stopped blowing. I tried to find information on this but couldn’t. Well, by try I mean I googled “wind makes settlers crazy” and when the top result was not what I was looking for I gave up. I’m sure it’s true though.
*My friend and editor of this blog (yes, I need an editor) found it here.
It’s like God is teasing you and trying to fuck with your mind. I’m sure he had a big ‘ol laugh while those pioneers were running around pulling their hair out and watching that hair blow away. God is mean.
Fuck you wind.
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