Jan 21 2009

Shirts with wings and shit all over them!

Published by at 3:00 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

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First of all, I am a big fan of mixed martial arts (MMA) and the UFC so this is not some veiled complaint about fighting. This is merely my plea to all clothing designers to PLEASE stop putting skulls, wings and crap all over every square inch of every shirt!

As a fan of MMA I have been to a few UFC fights and many bars for pay-per-view events and let me tell you, every guy in the joint is covered in wings and skulls. Skulls and scrolls. Scrolls and Wings. If you were the date of one of these metrosexual tough guys and went to the bathroom I would imagine you might have a hard time picking out your orange boyfriend in the crowd upon returning. It’s like a douchebag version of Where’s Waldo. “Where’s Dildo!” I just thought of that. I am awesome!

I might not care if this style of clothing was confined to the cage, but skulls and wings are taking over the world! The other day I was trying to find a few simple, casual button down shirts and EVERY single shirt I picked up looked like it had accidentally been sucked through a printing press. I ended up buying a rug for the kitchen instead. A RUG! How the fuck am I going to wear a rug?

I am right about EVERYTHING!

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15 comments so far

15 comments to “Shirts with wings and shit all over them!”

  1. Yubberson 21 Jan 2009 at 5:14 am

    A RUG! How the fuck am I going to wear a rug!

    HahehaeaeheheaeheLolllolllol…. Funny per usual~!

    I feel your pain man. The feminine invasion of such disgraceful duds is glitter. Every fucking thing has glitter or rhinestones or some other frilly crap all over it. Ruffles. Ruffles belong on my chips, not the bottom, middle, top or arms of my fucking shirt. I’m petite and often have to shop in the Juniors section for certain clothes so maybe this is where my dilemma begins, yet still… what gives? That glitter shit gets all over the place anyway, why the hell would you want to wear it? Last time I wore a shirt like that, maybe 6 years ago, I wound up going half blind at a Christmas party because I had glitter in my eye that I could not get out. From the douchy glittery shirt. I understand that fashion has it’s fads and trends… but why does it have to be all hazardous and such?? I don’t like losing my vision because of a shirt!

  2. Creature of Habiton 21 Jan 2009 at 7:31 am

    Well, those shirts are hideous. No doubt about it. But, they also seem perfectly suited to those douchebags wearing them.

    I want to take this moment to thank you for bring UFC into our lives. Sigh.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 21 Jan 2009 at 9:51 am

    Creature – It was my pleasure to share the beautiful world of UFC with you and yours! This past weekend we watched a fight at a bar and there were a surprising amount or bearded hipsters there. MMA better not be the new ironic sport to like. They already ruined kickball!

  4. Jeffon 21 Jan 2009 at 9:57 am

    really? I kinda like the whole skull thing, but admittedly every skull clothing item I have is from the US and looks a bit out-of-place here. The cotton is a bit too thick for the climate here, though, so I rarely wear them. I’ll be sure to throw one of ’em on next time I’m out with you, though.

  5. LLGon 21 Jan 2009 at 10:07 am

    What I like most is the guy in the lower right hand corner being able to simultaneously flex his bicep AND show off that killer tribal tat. Combined with his bald head and that oh-so rugged skull t-shirt that shouts proudly, “I’m a badass!”, he’s every girl’s dream.

    The next phase? Designers trying to come up with a low enough v-neck so their clients can show off that manly waxed chest tanned perfectly unnaturally in a salon.

    Also, hate to be the bearer of bad news. But UFC is definitely being painted with irony. It makes bearded hipsters feel manly, without having to return their new vagina.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 21 Jan 2009 at 10:20 am

    LLG – Are you sure about ironic hipsters and UFC? why do they ruin everything?

    Yubbers – How petite? I mean, are you walking around in onesies?

  7. hodanon 21 Jan 2009 at 11:49 am

    i don’t know who told designers to dumb the plain white shirts for this glittered douchey mess.i personally hate it and fortunately so does my boyfriend. worse than these shirts are the V cut shirts that show a man’s cleavage.UGH!

  8. JDubon 21 Jan 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Hilarious. I love this website…

    am I the only one that wants to see the man behind these genius posts? Post a picture, dude!

  9. Yours Trulyon 21 Jan 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Wearing skull and wing shirts means you’re officially 2 kool 4 sckool.

  10. Yubberson 22 Jan 2009 at 4:39 am

    Pretty fuckin’ petite…. These pjs rock!!

    http://www.onlypajamas.com/kids-pajamas/girls-pajamas/starsprintfootedfleecepajamas.cfm

    Oh, and while I was at it…
    http://www.onlypajamas.com/mens-pajamas/lounge-shorts-&-boxers/pajamawarmer.cfm
    I’ve been using my space heater. This seems so much safer.

    JDub: You’re not the only one.

  11. Eywon 22 Jan 2009 at 7:10 am

    I prefer that these asshats wear those T-shirts. Without them, how will we identify them? I mean, besides the obvious tanorexia they all have. The Tshirts are like a beacon, calling out to the world: I AM A DOUUUUUCHHHE.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 22 Jan 2009 at 9:20 am

    JDub – I don’t know, I’m kind of afraid of being killed by some Guy Fieri fan if I expose my beautiful face. Maybe I can send you an autographed photo. I always keep them around, just in case.

  13. JDubon 22 Jan 2009 at 10:02 am

    Well, I suppose that makes sense- there are a lot of crazies out there…

    But the mystery is killing me!

  14. Willon 22 Jan 2009 at 5:53 pm

    THANK YOU! That shit is so annoying. Oh and the same applys to all those tards that wear “tapout” crap too. All they did was change the letters of the “everlast” logo

  15. Dub Pion 29 Jul 2009 at 12:28 pm

    I found a video Listy made some time ago:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oepXF2B5NK4