Feb 27 2009

Ugly supermodels!

Published by at 3:03 am under I Don't Get It

ugly supermodels

Let me go ahead and stop anyone who is going to make the argument that “it’s refreshing to see ‘interesting’ people model instead of the same old generic beautiful people.” Bullshit! If you think that the fashion world is seeking higher moral ground with these turd faces then you are dumber than Guy Fieri. The fashion industry is filled with borderline-retarded people who are way too narcissistic to ever think that far ahead. It’s weird for the sake of being weird.

I don’t want to see “normal” people model. I want to see textbook-perfect looking models who make you angry they are so beautiful. I want them to make me look in the mirror and hate what I see. I want to doubt everything about myself when I see their perfectly formed bodies sent to earth by God on the backs of winged puppies. Give me a Heidi Klum any day over these gap-toothed alien faces. Heidi Klum literally makes me want to punch myself in the face for being less of a person. This should be the goal of all models, to make the rest of us hate our lives.

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27 comments to “Ugly supermodels!”

  1. Jasonon 27 Feb 2009 at 6:53 am

    yjmml, I couldn’t agree more. For me the big thing is I want to see people much better looking than I am and much better looking than anyone I know personally. If models are going to make ridiculous money then they should be likewise ridiculous beuatiful.

    When I used to frequent strip clubs I didn’t want to see women I could probably sleep with if I met in a bar, I wanted to see women I didn’t have a chance in hell to see naked unless I was paying to do so!

  2. Peteon 27 Feb 2009 at 7:28 am

    The women in those pictures ARE ugly. No doubt. And it’s no fun looking at them.

  3. LLGon 27 Feb 2009 at 10:33 am

    I think the girl on the right is trying to suck out my soul.

    Androgyny happens.

    But ugly lasts forever.

  4. munchieson 27 Feb 2009 at 11:55 am

    I blame Tyra Banks. I believe it’s her life mission to ensure that no model ever bests her. The “winners” of her show are evidence of that.

  5. deadlytoqueon 27 Feb 2009 at 12:42 pm

    And there are other ways to go with “non-standard model” than just going ugly. Take Monica Belucci, for example. (If you need to, go to Google or IMDb and look her up, we’ll wait.) There’s no denying that she’s insanely, horribly, painfully hot, but she’d never make it as a fashion model. In fact, chances are that a fashion designer would call her too fat.

  6. Apples007on 27 Feb 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Hey I agree with you I do. But the first girl pictured is Omahyra. ANd yes she is a little Androgynous but that is what I LOVE about her look. I actually think she is sexy in her own way. But the other two I 100% agree were BUTT ugly!

  7. hodanon 27 Feb 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Shame on you Listman! the girl in the last pic is a sweetheart, her name is Lara stone. and since the age of the supermodels(the late 80s to 90s) has ended so called beautiful models have disappeared. it’s all bout looking odd.blame Kate Moss for starting the heroin chic crap.druggies aren’t beautiful!

  8. FFAFon 27 Feb 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Wow dude, that was hilarious. Everyday since the vacation has been freaking awesome. Keep it going!

  9. Yours Trulyon 27 Feb 2009 at 3:43 pm

    I agree with you, Listman. I don’t want to see normal people, I want to see anorexic supermodels who are so skinny they can cut paper with their forearms. Is that so much to ask?

  10. Christineon 27 Feb 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Okay, this post makes me uncomfortable; and I know I’m going to get a ton of people complaining about my comment, but whatever. There are way too many comments about “ugly” women that are posted on the internet in general.

    I get your point, however, about fashion embracing oddness, often to the sake of common sense. I am just cringing in advance about all the “she’s a dog; why does she exist” posts that are prob. to come.

  11. You Just Made My List!on 27 Feb 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Christine – You have to understand when I say “ugly supermodels” I am referring to ugly on the supermodel scale. These “ugly” models may be better looking than 90% of the people on the planet but I want my supermodels to be super! I want them to look ridiculously perfect. Sorry, I just do.

  12. Porkchop Sandwicheson 27 Feb 2009 at 6:59 pm

    Politically correct blogs aren’t funny, Christine. Lighten up.

  13. Jordanon 02 Mar 2009 at 12:48 am

    Lara Stone is one of the most iconic looking models out there right now.

    That gap between her teeth is paying her bills and in the end shes laughing her way to the bank. If you want cookie cutter models why type in Victoria Secret on google, otherwise you can back the fuck off and find a new hobby because fashion doesn’t seem for you.

  14. You Just Made My List!on 02 Mar 2009 at 10:21 am

    Jordan – You go girl! I do want cookie cutter models, didn’t you read what I wrote? Who told you fashion was my hobby? That person was lying to you.

  15. rxon 02 Mar 2009 at 12:56 pm

    i know what you mean, but there’s a lot you don’t understand about the fashion industry. the days of the supermodel are long gone, and right now, ugly is the new pretty.

  16. You Just Made My List!on 02 Mar 2009 at 12:59 pm

    RX – actually there’s a lot I DO understand about the fashion industry since I worked in it for 6 years. Ugly will always be the new ugly.

  17. kaotiksymphonyon 02 Mar 2009 at 2:17 pm

    Lara Stone is actually very beautiful, that’s just not her best pic you put on there…

  18. justapersonon 02 Mar 2009 at 7:29 pm

    id do the one on the right just b/c she **IS** ugly. I’d bet its good lol!!!ROFL

  19. Iamjenny.(: howdoyoudo?on 08 May 2010 at 7:50 am

    who’s the girl in the middle?

  20. Mhoron 25 Sep 2010 at 10:40 pm

    Totally disagree – my favourite models are the ones that you wouldn’t look twice at if you met them on the street.

    But put them in front of a camera and they become mesmerising – what you consider weird or ugly I consider as the thing that makes them beautiful and different.

    I think perfection is boring. If you looked at each feature on someone’s face and they were all perfect I can guarantee they would just fade into the background – nothing to make them memorable and in my opinion that is boring!

    Give me quirky, weird and “ugly” anyday!

    And yeah your list looks like a much more fun place to be then in your good books!

  21. You Just Made My List!on 26 Sep 2010 at 7:22 pm

    Mhor – I agree, “perfection” can be boring to but there is no excuse for ugly.

  22. its teion 02 Dec 2010 at 7:37 am

    well can i tell you something missy, they are not uggly, as models u will profesionnaly have to do something that called “artistic” wether in photography, make up, or dress, and this “artistic” style mostly fall into “ugly” look, like a messy hair, screwed make up or weird dress, and suprise what, they still looks interesting and attractive with that, take a look at their normal pic and u will see that they are naturaly attractive person, they dont even have to act preety to be preety, can u imagine how normal people being screwed up in something called “artistic” by lot of artist, i bet they dont look good as these peoples

  23. You Just Made My List!on 02 Dec 2010 at 7:40 am

    Tei – Art? I would say the photographers, art directors, designers, hair/makeup people, etc. are the ones creating art, not the models.

  24. Sunrayon 21 Mar 2011 at 5:47 pm

    …I dunno, it makes me feel better about myself when I see women like this an think “oh…wait…so I guess anyone can model”… Models make me hate myself, not models like stupid maxim girls who think they are great but are just regular hot girls with no shame who pose in bikinis (because literally any cute girl with a decent body could do that)but super super models like Miranda Kerr who are not only super tall and thin, but have curves, but also have cute faces, I’m just like…why do you have to exist, I already hate myself. And in the past 6 years, I’ve never been told anything less than how beautiful or hot I am, but it’s all relative. Anyway my point is I like when there are ugly models because then I think, Oh I could be an ugly model

  25. Jesson 21 Mar 2013 at 1:45 pm

    You people commenting on this are all disgusting. What is wrong with you?

  26. Bruceon 29 Apr 2013 at 5:16 pm

    You all are a bunch of fags…no one gives a fck.

  27. You Just Made My List!on 29 Apr 2013 at 5:23 pm

    Really? You have the “guts” to use the word fag but you can’t spell the word “FUCK” out all the way? Come on Brucey boy, let’s grow a pair of FUCKING balls.