Mar 03 2009

People who are fascinated with Octo-mom!

Published by at 3:00 am under I Don't Get It

octo-mom pregant belly

I’m not dumb, I understand WHY people were initially fascinated by the Octo-mom but can’t we move on to the next freak now?

Weeks ago I thought about writing something about this weirdo but it’s too obvious. How could I possibly add a fresh perspective to the subject? This human clown car* is obviously sick and any reasonable person should be able to acknowledge that and move on. So why the hell do I have to see her Angelina-Jolie-post -flaming-car-accident face every time I turn on the TV?

Don’t try to blame the media either. If they were not getting ratings from the subject they would drop the story faster than Octo-mom drops babies out of her skirt. ZING!

I know most people can’t look away from a car wreck like this but I really think they should. At best, give it a quick glance but then fight the urge to stare. I’m honestly not trying to be holier than thou but I have a real problem with people who are entertained by others’ misery (unless it’s someone getting hit in the nuts.) I feel like everyone’s fascination with this woman and her soon-to-be-fucked up kids is like watching a cock fight.

I’m pretty sure I will win some sort of major literary (I just misspelled literary) award for this post.

*I totally stole that from someone. Shut up.

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20 comments so far

20 comments to “People who are fascinated with Octo-mom!”

  1. SanFranon 03 Mar 2009 at 3:06 am

    Well said… well said…

    She’s clearly feeding off the attention, with those big lips that clean the ocean floor and stretch marks you can see from space…

    Makes me sick. You need a fucking license to drive a car (a clown car, even) but not to have kids…

    fuck.

  2. Yubberson 03 Mar 2009 at 4:51 am

    “Brittany!?! Heeeerre Brittany….”

  3. Peteon 03 Mar 2009 at 7:18 am

    She’s disgusting, that photo is disgusting, everything about it makes me sick.

  4. Yours Trulyon 03 Mar 2009 at 10:04 am

    I saw that picture and was reminded of the Chestbursters from “Alien”.

  5. CreatureofHabiton 03 Mar 2009 at 12:07 pm

    She’s one crazy bitch… seriously. Now let’s just drop it.

    I personally think she’s an irresponsible nutcase. And her whacko church better come pick up the slack since they are the ones who brainwashed into think she had to carry all 8 embryos.

  6. hodanon 03 Mar 2009 at 1:29 pm

    that photo makes me wanna gouge my eyes. ugh!
    it’s time we got over octopussy once and for all.

  7. Yours Trulyon 03 Mar 2009 at 1:39 pm

    @ hodan: “Octopussy” is the title of an ’83 James Bond movie. Look it up if you don’t believe me.

  8. Tommyon 03 Mar 2009 at 2:12 pm

    I’m sure he’s aware of that

  9. Amandaon 03 Mar 2009 at 4:25 pm

    haha did you steal that from my comment from the previous post? i support it! 🙂 this woman needs to go away.

  10. You Just Made My List!on 03 Mar 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Amanda – I Forgot you said that too 🙂 I thought I stole it from the radio though. It’s hard to say, I steal so much.

  11. hodanon 03 Mar 2009 at 5:00 pm

    @Yours Truly: octomommy doesn’t sound as good as octopussy. i’ve been calling her that since she violated my TV screen.

  12. Sundayon 03 Mar 2009 at 5:12 pm

    That picture is pretty f’n aweful. It makes me feel better about my beer gut though.

  13. Sundayon 03 Mar 2009 at 5:13 pm

    I’m meant to say “aweful”, I swear. My bad.

  14. Yours Trulyon 03 Mar 2009 at 5:14 pm

    @ hodan: octopussy sounds good in any context. Try going to a seafood restaurant and ordering octopussy.

  15. hodanon 03 Mar 2009 at 5:46 pm

    i’ll definitely try,if they kick me out for sexual harrasament(you know they’ll go there) you’re to blame. 😉

  16. SanFranon 03 Mar 2009 at 10:30 pm

    I can’t wait for the next post, so this foul image will no longer be at the top of the screen.

  17. justapersonon 04 Mar 2009 at 9:25 am

    I TOTALLY agree with SanFran. I love the description of her; you have a VERY good sense of perception. We have to have licenses to DRIVE but not to have kids. If people can’t use their own common sense and good judgement to DRIVE, wtf makes them even SEMI-qualified to have children?
    And this bimbo octopussy (LOL ROFL) is a direct violation of EVERYONES space, especially the spawn that she has created, which propably 30-40 percent of will end up on government aid or in prison (wait, aren’t those two the SAME thing?)
    May god help us ALL

  18. ButteryPaton 07 Mar 2009 at 2:45 pm

    I don’t understand why the “octo-mom” is some sort of horrible bitch for having WAY too many kids, but when it’s a white married couple they give them a fucking reality show. Sorry, Octo-mom. If you were some hillbilly-ass couple from Arkansas you could have 18 or so kids and nobody would give a shit.

  19. mehon 08 Mar 2009 at 7:20 am

    the couple with 18 kids might be as crazy as her, but they don’t accept welfare so all of their little “gifts from god” are just that and not precious little burdens on the taxpayer. It’s not like they don’t get a fair amount of shit either, and Octo-mom was (is?) looking to host a parenting show since she has demonstrated her abilities as a parent by having so. many. babies.

  20. oscaron 18 Oct 2010 at 7:01 pm

    OCTOMOM LIVES JUST 3 Miles from me , i think ill go over there and when open the door ill give her a bloody nose lmao!