Mar 30 2009

Scrubbing Bubbles Automatic Shower Cleaner!

Published by at 3:00 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

scrubbing bubbles automatic shower cleaner

Really? Seriously? For Reals?!?

I’m guessing if you are the kind of person who is lazy enough to use an automatic shower sprayer you have a bathroom that requires more help than this piece of shit can provide. A push of this magic button is not going to erase the last 10 years of failure as a human being. You are still going to have Flamin Hot Cheeto dust all over your “Everybody Loves Raymond” T-shirt after asking your new high tech shower robot (you will think it’s a robot) to clean that filthy hell hole you call a shower.

Maybe I’m being too harsh but I’m pretty sure I am right about everything, always. GOD DAMN, I’m awesome!

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18 comments so far

18 comments to “Scrubbing Bubbles Automatic Shower Cleaner!”

  1. guilty noodleson 29 Mar 2009 at 9:58 pm

    i love the commercial… “it’s like having three hispanic maids scrubbing your filthy shower!!!”

  2. guilty noodleson 29 Mar 2009 at 10:10 pm

    aw shit, i don’t think they were hispanic. just maids i’m getting my commercials mixed up.

  3. Patrickon 30 Mar 2009 at 8:12 am

    Against the Roomba as well?

  4. You Just Made My List!on 30 Mar 2009 at 8:21 am

    Hmmmmm, the Roomba? No, Roomba does not bother me because it’s an actual robot doing actual work. The shower sprayer isn’t doing shit. I still would rather just vacuum my own house though.

  5. Anneon 30 Mar 2009 at 8:33 am

    I bet the guy in the cheetos-dusted Everybody Loves Raymond Tshirt just stands in the shower while the automatic spray is running to get the Tshirt “clean”. He doesn’t even have to take it off!

  6. rachelon 30 Mar 2009 at 9:02 am

    probably from the same geniuses that brought us
    “scent stories”.

  7. You Just Made My List!on 30 Mar 2009 at 9:13 am

    Rachel – Don’t even get me started on Scent Stories! DON’T!

  8. hodanon 30 Mar 2009 at 10:10 am

    wah! how did i miss this one? ever since that shamwow guy i haven’t paid attention to infomercials much.
    this can’t be any worse than the snuggie(the towel/blanket)

  9. You Just Made My List!on 30 Mar 2009 at 10:15 am

    I wonder if a person could swim while wearing a Snuggie. I bet you would drown. Why am I even thinking about swimming in a Snuggie?

  10. Munchieson 30 Mar 2009 at 1:28 pm

    hodan: Don’t mess with the Shamwow guy – he’s straight gangster

  11. Stephanieon 30 Mar 2009 at 1:40 pm

    LMAO… I need to show this to my husband. Every time he sees that God-forsaken commercial he talks about how he wants one of those and my response sounds much like what you just wrote.

  12. hodanon 30 Mar 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Munchies: i know! apparently he isn’t too fond of french kissing hookers.he could’ve at least shamwowed her face…it’s all busted now.

  13. Christineon 30 Mar 2009 at 5:36 pm

    I heard that story about the Shamwow guy too. Who kisses hookers in the first place? Is it wrong that I thought that was the oddest part of the story? Well, that and the fact that he paid a hooker he picked up in a bar one thousand dollars. Granted, this is an area outside my expertise, but still . . .

  14. Gerard Auriemmaon 19 Aug 2010 at 10:15 am

    I’m presently using a second Automatic Shower Cleaner. For the last several months I haven’t been able to keep batteries in the unit, It seems to use them up in just a matter of days instead of weeks. Today 8/19/2010 I installed new batteries and a new container of cleaner. And the unit will not work at all. I must say when it works it does an amazing job keeping the shower clean. But at the cost of alkaline batteries being replaced weekly it becomes an expensive cleaning process. And now it won’t work at all. Please advise! via e-mail

  15. Gerard Auriemmaon 19 Aug 2010 at 10:20 am

    Automatic Shower Cleaner will not work. I’m on my second one and all of a sudden it was going through batteries in a matter of days (average life 3 to 5 days). And now it won’t work at all even with new batteries. When it works it does an amazing job. but for the last several months the cost of batteries has been staggering. And now it won’t work at all. Please advise.

  16. You Just Made My List!on 19 Aug 2010 at 10:48 am

    My advice? Clean your own shower and stop fucking up the environment with all those unneeded plastic parts and batteries.

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  18. Nameless L.O.S.T. Extra - Soon deadon 13 Feb 2011 at 4:50 am

    Best part of this whole comment section is definitely the name of a related article on the Shamwow hooker’s mugshot. “Shamwow guy beats hooker to the punch”. Gotta love news people and their shamelessly horrific puns. 😀