Apr 09 2009

YJMML celebrity sighting!

Published by at 2:59 am under Awesome!,I Don't Get It,Why?!?

mystery manFirst off, sorry for the non-post. I’m fucking busy so get off my back!

Secondly, shut up. Rather than complain about something in my irreverent and hilarious way, I wanted to change things up and report some You Just Made My List news. For the first time, someone on my list has contacted the site. No, it’s wasn’t Guy Fieri and no, it wasn’t a grapefruit. I’m pretty sure Guy is too busy calling various food items “bad boy” and masturbating to the movie “Swingers” to visit this website. I wonder if Guy screams “You’re so MONEY” as he has an orgasm?

Sorry, I was just throwing up for the last 2 hours but now I’m back. Nope, I have to go barf again, be right back.

OK, there’s nothing left in my stomach to puke up so I will continue. The mystery “celebrity” is Nathan Schwartz, the texting world champion. You may remember Nathan for doing something with a cell phone. I don’t. Either way, Nathan left a comment admitting that he failed as a human being a few weeks ago and I have decided to forgive him. I can see how he won the competition with his lack of punctuation and abbreviated words.

So Nathan Schwartz, I salute you for being the first “lister” to have enough time on your hands to google yourself and find this website. I’m glad you had the balls to stop by and say hello. Although you will remain on my list, I am still giving you a cyber high-five for leaving a comment. Now go get a God damn job and stop googling yourself! LMAO!

(I was able to verify that it was really Nathan who left the comment)

See Nathan’s comment here

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12 comments so far

12 comments to “YJMML celebrity sighting!”

  1. Kieron Mooreon 09 Apr 2009 at 5:22 am

    Fair play to nathan, although im suprised some of the Celeb’s (so called) havent tried to take you to court yet… there is still time

    keep up the good work 🙂

  2. Saraon 09 Apr 2009 at 8:12 am

    I know a website that did a “Frank Zimmerman ate my balls” comic and Zimmerman bought one of their T-shirts.

    You should start marketing “I just made YJMML and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” maybe you’ll get some of that 15k

  3. guilty noodleson 09 Apr 2009 at 9:32 am

    Wow. Um, wow?

  4. hodanon 09 Apr 2009 at 10:03 am

    well… i guess i’m a celebrity too!

  5. jasonon 09 Apr 2009 at 1:19 pm

    I don’t know yjmml. You go from thought provoking badass posts like bratz make girls turn into pole dancers to grapefruit and celebs? Where is the angst? Where is the seething anger desperately searching out an opportunity to erupt in cataclysmic explosive magnitude? Where is the venom expressed at the thought of ketsup on a hot dog? What’s next? Gum on your shoe? Pidgeons that seem to poop only on you? Rainbows that don’t have the proper ratio of red to blue?

    Maybe you’ve just become a kinder, gentler yjmml.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 09 Apr 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Jason – Perhaps you don’t understand what this website is all about. I write about what I want. If I hate grapefruit, I write about grapefruit. You’re going to really hate what I plan on writing tomorrow.

    Fuck everyone, I’m awesome!

  7. justapersonon 09 Apr 2009 at 2:25 pm

    I think jason might hate it, but IM GONNA FUCKIN LOVE IT!!!!

    ROFL

  8. SanFranon 09 Apr 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Jason: keep your grubby mitts off of Listman – he’s a delicate fleur..

    Any further attempts to question him will result in you making his list.

    You don’t want that.

  9. icecycle66on 09 Apr 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Well, how much money did he give you?

  10. Guy Fiorion 09 Apr 2009 at 7:07 pm

    This post is money!

  11. FFAFon 09 Apr 2009 at 8:18 pm

    I immediately thought it must be Guy Fieri, then I thought Ryan Seacrest, then I thought who the hell is Nathan Schwartz?

  12. jasonon 10 Apr 2009 at 5:20 am

    San Fran, My mits aren’t grubby. I just washed them in the blood of 100 virgins! Ok, I couldn’t find any virgins but I did wash them in some great smelling anti-biotic soap. Something apple or apple flower? I don’t know but they smell fantastic.