Apr 17 2009

Being late!

Published by at 8:13 am under Why?!?

Too Late For Tears

Sorry this post is a little late, I was just too busy last night. Sue me! Just keep in mind, if you do choose to bring a lawsuit against me it will be very frivolous and will most likely be dismissed by any court. I think you should save us both time and money and drop the lawsuit. UNLESS, you take me to People’s Court! That would totally rule.

I really do HATE being late though. It doesn’t really bother me that much when other people are running late but I am personally very punctual. I’m one of those people who actually gets to the airport 2 hours before my flight. Does that make me anal? Do I have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder? Do I have Obsessive-Anal Disorder? I’m not sure what makes me this way but I am pretty sure it has something to do with my anus.

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14 comments to “Being late!”

  1. Xinaon 17 Apr 2009 at 8:40 am

    I’m pretty sure you’re right. The correlation between wanting to be on time and actually being on time has a lot to do with your anus. Sort of like your good sense of direction being because of the iron in your nose.

    The human body is such an amazing thing!

  2. Neishon 17 Apr 2009 at 8:53 am


  3. Kellyon 17 Apr 2009 at 9:14 am

    Early is on time and on time is late

  4. You Just Made My List!on 17 Apr 2009 at 9:17 am

    Kelly, will you marry me?

  5. Sundayon 17 Apr 2009 at 10:10 am

    I’m always five minutes late to everything. Partially, I do it to piss off all you people who are obsessively on time to everything. Also, I think enter a special time warp when getting ready for anything. It speeds time up to 2X normal speed, and it can’t be helped. Sorry.

  6. Jeffon 17 Apr 2009 at 10:50 am

    Anal retentive means that you can control your bowels. Can you control your bowels?

  7. Timon 17 Apr 2009 at 10:51 am

    Every clock i own is set 10 min ahead soo i am always late to me and always on time for everyone else:D

    Thats a lie, im usualy just late.

  8. rachelon 17 Apr 2009 at 11:48 am

    Kelly, will you marry me, too?

  9. Arthason 17 Apr 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Wow, I really can relate to that. I feel the same way.
    Nah, I don’t really give a shit whether I’m late or nor. Still, I’m always right on time because I’m so awesome.

  10. Tommyon 17 Apr 2009 at 5:47 pm

    hey listy, i’m at this music festival and they have free internet, anyway, i love you so much i’m setting your “webpage” as teh home page.

  11. You Just Made My List!on 17 Apr 2009 at 7:08 pm

    Tommy – Thanks, you just made my list. My AWESOME list!

  12. hodanon 17 Apr 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Kelly is filing a restraining order against you and Rachel. 😀

  13. whiskeyjackon 18 Apr 2009 at 8:34 am

    Pfft 2 hours?! When I get to the airport I take 2 minutes to check-in and check my luggage. I fly plenty and as much as I have to deal with the re-tards I don’t need some huge gaping time window to get through customs. Have you tried looking very surly and irritable?

    P.S. I’ve totally gotten through customs with not even a glance at my passport cause I talked about southern college football.

  14. jasonon 20 Apr 2009 at 5:40 am

    Taking it in the butt makes you anal! Being obsessive about time makes you not a jerk. I’m at a point in my career when I have to plan everyday and set up appointments and when one jerk is late it fucks with my whole damned day. “OH, sorry I’m late. Have you been waiting long?” Response, “Only since the FUCKING appointed time!”

    My first job out of college I had a nice long 75 mile commute each way and if I was even one minute late my boss would make it a point to chew my ass about it. Eventually we parted ways and by ‘parted ways’ I was fired. Being late was a significant reason for my dissmissal. I was never more than 10 minutes and I always flexed my time and worked over the time that I was late to compensate. At the time I really didn’t understand but now I’m always early for anything. It’s better in the long run, plus the job really sucked ass.