May 19 2009

People barfing on TV!

Published by at 3:00 am under I Don't Get It,Sucky TV

slut barfing

I seriously cannot go a single day without seeing at least one person throwing up on TV. You may think that I only watch shows featuring Bret Michaels and the diseased whores who love him but honestly I never watch those shows. Television barfing is no longer relegated to the inky shadows of Bret Michaels’ tour bus, it’s everywhere!

A couple days ago, I saw no less than 4 people puking on 4 separate TV shows! I wish I could remember the shows because they weren’t all programs you would expect to see such a reversal of fortune. I will just make them up… Jeopardy, Meet the Press, The Weather Channel and let’s say Sesame Street.

When did it this trend become commonplace? Was I in a coma for 100 years?

Speaking of TV and how the universe is against me… How the fuck does Rubina Ali, child star of “Slumdog Millionaire,” have a better TV than I do when she lives in goddamn slum?!? No seriously, she lives in a real-life Indian slum. Do I do everything wrong?

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12 comments to “People barfing on TV!”

  1. jasonon 19 May 2009 at 5:03 am

    She may have a better TV but were you wading around in fetid sewer and stormwater? I read a news story like two weeks ago about how she is a child star but walking around in the house in sewer and flood waters.

    As for the barfing, I don’t know what to tell you Listy. I rarely watch TV anymore and I haven’t seen any one selling buicks by the pint since the Christmas party.

  2. Saraon 19 May 2009 at 6:38 am

    OH I saw that one! David Gregory was talking about the economic stress tests then he was all BLAHHH! It looked like a krispy cream truck exploded on the desk

  3. Peteon 19 May 2009 at 6:51 am

    Welcome back, buddy!

    I know where you’re coming from on this one, but maybe you should reduce the number of hours watching TV. It’s only after reading articles like this that I realize how lucky I am that my schedule doesn’t allow for much television, even if I wanted to see anything

  4. icecycle66on 19 May 2009 at 8:28 am

    No shit. How did we skip across awesome tit fetish and go straight to Japanese inspired vomit lust on “normal” cable television. People can’t even fart but feeding baby chicken hawks is just fine. That shit doesn’t even make any sense.

    And it’s no disguise when they blur out the vomit in the editing room. It still looks like a non-urinated in geyser of fuzzy carrots and spaghetti coming out of Tim Russert’s replacements head.

  5. rxon 19 May 2009 at 9:23 am

    much good her big tv will do her when the indian government has her slum demolished with no word of warning. seriously.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 19 May 2009 at 9:43 am

    Pete – That’s the point, I don’t actually watch that much TV and yet I still constantly see barfing.

  7. hodanon 19 May 2009 at 10:38 am

    what the fuck! she can buy the whole slums with that TV.

  8. SanFranon 19 May 2009 at 11:10 am

    TV makes me puke, mostly.

  9. Tommyon 19 May 2009 at 1:37 pm

    LIstmeister…I find it hard to believe that you don’t watch that much tv. You lying sack of shit!

  10. You Just Made My List!on 19 May 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Tommy – I watch a normal amount of TV. You sir are the sack that sits filled with shit.

  11. Amandaon 20 May 2009 at 2:39 am

    Welcome back!

    I totally agree about televised puking. The only thing worse than seeing someone puke on TV is seeing someone puke in real life. I basically don’t want to see anyone puke ever.

  12. CreatureofHabiton 20 May 2009 at 6:12 am

    Seeing other people puke in real life (or, more to the point *smelling* someone else puke) makes ME puke. Why the fuck would I want to see that on television? Assholes! That’s why.