Jun 01 2009

Ordering ravioli in a restaurant!

Published by at 3:15 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

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Why is it when I order spaghetti, penne or gnocchi in an Italian restaurant, they give me a bowl the size of an above-ground pool, but when I order ravioli I am handed a plate so void of food I think I might be part of a hilarious hidden-camera prank show? Remind me again why these 4 raviolis are more expensive than a bathtub full of noodles? I’m hungry god damn it, now go back into that kitchen and get me some more ravi-fucking-oli!

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18 comments to “Ordering ravioli in a restaurant!”

  1. jeffon 01 Jun 2009 at 3:24 am

    Faccia di cazzo! You should go-a to the Olive Garden®, ya mook. Unlimited-a breadsticks and salads and 7 ravioli per plate-a. It’s a-where-a your-a italian mamma mia would go-a!

  2. jasonon 01 Jun 2009 at 5:12 am

    Jeff=hilarious!
    Olive Garden IS the answer. Absolutely where all Italians want to go because mama makes it the same way.
    I’ve had ravoli in several nice italian places and I just can’t seem to get past Chef-boy Ardee, it all seems to taste that way to me.

  3. joeon 01 Jun 2009 at 5:15 am

    those look revolting. you should order my kielbasa next time. your stomach wouldn’t be the only thing i fill, nor would it be the first. only way to your stomach is through your asshole.

    TYFFEMF (TOTALLY YOURS FOR FUCKING EVER MOTHER FUCKER),

    Joe

  4. rxon 01 Jun 2009 at 6:04 am

    they probably have some poor, shoeless 6-year old slave boy in the kitchen handstuffing the ravioli.

  5. guilty noodleson 01 Jun 2009 at 7:12 am

    too funny, rx.

    don’t you know by now that the only place to get pasta is at the OG? even your readers know this!

  6. You Just Made My List!on 01 Jun 2009 at 8:32 am

    Joe – Are you going to kill me and wear my skin?

  7. icecycle66on 01 Jun 2009 at 9:37 am

    Awesome, your own psycho web stalker.

    Though if Joe is “TOTALLY YOURS FOR FUCKING EVER MOTHER FUCKER” you could force him/her/it to kill in your name and start a crusade against all the stupid shit out there, like ravioli rationing.

  8. hodanon 01 Jun 2009 at 9:42 am

    That looks like vomit…green vomit. restaurants are for suckers, cook at home.

  9. Tommyon 01 Jun 2009 at 10:59 am

    I’m so disgusted right now. I found a hair in my yogurt. Seems to be a pubic hair. Certainly not mine. Fuck your ravioli troubles

  10. You Just Made My List!on 01 Jun 2009 at 11:01 am

    Tommy – Are you suggesting I put “Finding pubic hair in my yogurt” on my list? I don’t know, it really doesn’t bother me as much as the fact Guy Fieri exists.

  11. Tommyon 01 Jun 2009 at 12:42 pm

    It was a very temporal thing. While considering writing a comment about ravioli I found the hair. So it took precedence

  12. Tommyon 01 Jun 2009 at 12:50 pm

    On a ravioli note: If I’m buying ravioli at a restaurant it had better be stuffed with lobster.

  13. SanFranon 01 Jun 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Those ravioli look really, really good. I would eat them without hesitation.

    Olive Garden? Really you guys? C’mon. Everything tastes like garlic seasoning – I can barely differentiate between their garlic bread and their chicken or fish.

    Disgusting. Personally, I’ll eat just about anywhere, so long as there is only one of ’em. Franchises are ass.

    Except In n’ Out Burger. That place is a shrine, despite the Jesus Crispies that own and operate it.

  14. You Just Made My List!on 01 Jun 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Wait, In n’ Out is owned by Jesus freaks? Fuck!

  15. jeffon 01 Jun 2009 at 3:45 pm

    But-a at-a da Olive Garden®, When you’re here you’re family™.

    Maybe-a it’s da breadsticks, maybe-a it’s da salad, or ya Mama’s Minestrone™ but you never-a leave-a feeling-a hungry.

  16. Yours Trulyon 01 Jun 2009 at 3:54 pm

    SanFran’s hit the nail on the head. Olive Garden is the McDonalds of eat-in restaurants. I feel like I’ve been raped by a herd of elephants after I eat at Olive Garden.

  17. Xinaon 01 Jun 2009 at 5:26 pm

    While I have never been raped by a herd of elephants I do enjoy the Olive Garden and I’m not ashamed to admit it. I do now want to be raped by a herd of elephants though.

  18. SanFranon 01 Jun 2009 at 6:57 pm

    Regarding In & Out Burger: yes – a buncha Jesus Crispies are behind it all…

    Sorry.

    go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-N-Out_Burger
    Scroll down to “Bible References”

    Scary, like the massive dump I take after eating a double-double, fries and a shake!