Jun 04 2009

Janice Dickinson’s neck!

Published by at 3:27 am under Sucky TV,Why?!?

janice dickinson's neck

First, I need to put myself on my list for watching NBC’s latest waste-of-video tape “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!” three nights in a row. In fact, as I type this I am watching Janice Dickinson cry because John Salley called her a bitch and a motherfucker for spilling water in his boots and using his shampoo. Stephen Baldwin thinks he’s justified and Sanjaya just wants to chill on the hammock. Oddly, Patti Blagojevich is the most likable person on the show. I’m only watching because I want to see when the actual celebrities join the cast. I mean, they are going to have celebrities on this show at some point, right?

Anyhoo, thanks to this future Emmy-winner, I have been introduced to Janice Dickinson’s fleshy horror show that she calls a neck. I could probably type the night away about Janice Dickinson’s loathsome personality but it’s really her ghastly neck that has ruined my night. RUINED IT! I’ve been trying to figure out the best way to describe her neck and I think I figured it out. It looks like an enormous, veiny penis! Yeah, she’s a shriveled head sitting precariously on top of a beastly, repulsive monster cock.

I’m going to be sick.

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9 comments to “Janice Dickinson’s neck!”

  1. jasonon 04 Jun 2009 at 5:22 am

    The woman and I call this ‘the turkey neck’. This show really really chaffes my ass! These people have only been out here for 3-4 days and already they are at each other like two cats tied together and thrown over a clothsline. Watching Jon Salle go off on Janice was fucking awesome. The pitiful and ridiculous part was Jon’s break down afterward. He was crying and snot was flying. You would have thought he had killed one of his children for crying out loud. This show is just so freakin out there it’s fun to watch because you get to see how pampered and out of touch with reality these people have become.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 04 Jun 2009 at 8:01 am

    As long as Heidi and Spencer continue to constantly pray to baby Jesus, I will keep watching.

  3. icecycle66on 04 Jun 2009 at 8:25 am

    I have never heard of so many things you post on, I should turn on my TV once in a while.

    Isn’t she considered the first “super model”? How can that be?!

  4. You Just Made My List!on 04 Jun 2009 at 8:41 am

    She calls herself the first super model.

  5. SanFranon 04 Jun 2009 at 9:58 am

    Clearly, she was the inspiration for this:

    http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/Hazeyjane94/pink-floyd-the-wall-2.jpg

    icecycle66: I’m with you here, only I’m not willing to turn the TV on to discover these horrible things myself.

  6. Xinaon 04 Jun 2009 at 10:47 am

    Janice’s neck looks like a drag queen’s. I should know, I’m the only natural born woman in a pack of them. I’ve seriously spent hours of my life staring at the necks of men that like to dress like women and telling them when their adam’s apple was most visible. My guess is that Janice had her’s shaved down many years ago. But the thick, ropey neck of a real man can never be truly hidden in the disguise of a woman.

  7. jasonon 04 Jun 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Janice is now like 157 years old. Yes, she was one of the first super models which is obvious from her indulgent rotten attitude. Thirty years ago she was sorta hot but after going under the knife(probably the same knife as Kenny Rogers) the hotness has long since been surgically removed and injected with botox.

  8. FFAFon 04 Jun 2009 at 2:49 pm

    You actually reinforce my comfort in missing all of these shows. That thing is gross.

  9. Tommyon 04 Jun 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Anyone who doesn’t prefer camping to living indoors isn’t worth my time