Jul 10 2009

The guitar solo in “Get Back” by The Beatles!

Published by at 3:10 am under Crappy Music

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Please understand that I am not kidding and I am not trying to be funny or outrageous when I say that the guitar solo(s) in Get Back make me feel ill. I literally feel queasy and irritable the second I hear that muffled monstrosity of a guitar solo.

It’s not just the notes that are played, it’s the sound of the guitar. The Get Back lead guitar sound is the audio equivalent of some creepy stranger giving you an unwanted massage on the bus. Oh, and it’s summer and it just rained but the hot sun is now pouring through the bus windows turning the bus into a rolling greenhouse filled with the stale air from 10,000 armpits. And guess what? You also have the flu. You also just whipped up a fresh batch of diarrhea in your pants. Your snow pants. Yeah, that’s right, you are wearing snow pants in August because your fever is melting your brain and you can no longer tell the difference between winter and summer attire. When you turn around to feebly whisper the words “please stop touching me” you see that the sweaty ham hands belong to super-douche Guy Fieri. All you can do is sit in your poo-filled pants and cry while he describes things as “money.”

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23 comments so far

23 comments to “The guitar solo in “Get Back” by The Beatles!”

  1. Munchieson 10 Jul 2009 at 3:33 am

    I’m just gonna say it – I hate the Beatles. Let the flaming commence.

  2. jasonon 10 Jul 2009 at 5:09 am

    you got alot going on there, more issues than I can possibly address here. If you would like I have a couch you can utilize and at $160 an hour I will be happy to determine where these issues come from and possibly work through your problems.

    On a side note I like some of the Beatles music but I also think that some of their songs are ‘great’ because they have the Beatles name attached to it.

  3. hodanon 10 Jul 2009 at 10:00 am

    i agree with you Munchies.to me the Beatles are the most overrated pile of shit after Bob Dylan.

  4. mikeon 10 Jul 2009 at 10:03 am

    wow.

    Beatles, “Get Back” solo = diarrhea in your snow pants in August while getting back massage by annoying douche on sweaty bus.

    I can kinda see where your coming from, though i just love The beatles too much to share your same feelings, lets just say its not quite “While my Guitar Gently Sleeps”.

    Though one of my worst nightmares is being stuck on a deserted island with only a copy of “Yellow Submarine” and or “Optupus’ Garden”.

  5. Joeon 10 Jul 2009 at 10:08 am

    Speaking of whatever the fuck you’re talking about, Judge Alex just came on and the announcer guy who describes the case beforehand was talking about all the black bitches and said “but she says these trifling tramps are trippin” in his announcer voice. Made me laugh, so I shared.

    I’m the wierd guy you turn around and see staring at you. Remember that, because I’ll only let you see me once.

  6. Joeon 10 Jul 2009 at 10:13 am

    The trifling tramp has indeed been confirmed to be tripping. Alex told her ass to sit down and be quiet. OH SNAP

  7. hodanon 10 Jul 2009 at 10:21 am

    is Joe our resident creepy old man on the bus talking to himself?

  8. Joeon 10 Jul 2009 at 10:26 am

    I don’t ride the bus. Too many germs. Sick fuck.

  9. You Just Made My List!on 10 Jul 2009 at 12:07 pm

    STOP TOUCHING ME JOE!

  10. Joeon 10 Jul 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Now that you say that, you know that to stab someone in their sleep, all you have to do is turn off your brain and do it. And I’m excellent at tur……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..ning my brain off. See you later sweet pea.

  11. Patrickon 10 Jul 2009 at 12:40 pm

    I love Joe

  12. jasonon 10 Jul 2009 at 12:55 pm

    No Freakin WAY Bob Dylan is over rated! He is one of the greatest song writers of the 20th century. His performances are maybe not your cup of tea or mine for that matter by the guy’s music will be around for a very very long time and already has been. Bob is freakin great hodan. You’d better recognize.

  13. hodanon 10 Jul 2009 at 1:43 pm

    jason, I’m not denying Bob’s songwriting skills. he’s a poet stuck in the wrong fucking occupation. he can’t sing for shit and can’t play.he should stick to writing pretty words and never pick up a microphone again.

  14. SanFranon 10 Jul 2009 at 2:18 pm

    I have given the Beatles and honest try, at least five times in my teen/adult years….

    Surely, I must be missing something, right?

    Well, while I can’t promise I won’t give them another try, I just can’t seem to latch on to them. I understand and appreciate their historic significance in both music and culture, but I don’t know – after four tunes, I’m done. Stick a fork in me.

    Thanks for the laugh, Listy.

  15. You Just Made My List!on 10 Jul 2009 at 2:28 pm

    I actually genuinely really like The Beatles but I can also understand the backlash because we are always TOLD they are the best ever. They were pretty fucking awesome though. Sure, they aren’t as good as Creed or Fallout Boy, but at least they tried their best.

  16. hodanon 10 Jul 2009 at 3:26 pm

    lmao listy! nothing can top the deep lyrics and intricate layers of music displayed by either of those bands.

  17. Toothyon 10 Jul 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Get back Listy
    Your mother’s waiting for you
    Wearing her high-heel shoes
    And her low-neck sweater

  18. Joeon 12 Jul 2009 at 6:39 am

    and her blue socks. i just love her feet.

  19. Munchieson 12 Jul 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Wow Listy, even I don’t hate the Beatles enough to compare them to Creed. ::shudder:: Is it cold in here?

  20. newmanon 14 Jul 2009 at 8:27 am

    the organ solo takes the cake! it reminds me of the jingle in a 1970s cake mix commercial “if a something cake is all that you need…” literally the same riff
    Duncan Heinz, Betty Crocker, one of those

  21. […] God Paul McCartney took my criticism to heart and improved that horrible guitar sound used in the original recording of “Get […]

  22. U.R. Alldickson 25 Feb 2012 at 10:05 am

    None of you have a musical bone in your body. You need your art spoon fed to you. The Beatles are not only the greatest rock band, but changed pop culture and an entire generation. What have you all done? Oh, that’s right you added to the a**hole generation which is increasing daily.

    Insincerely,

    U.R. Alldicks

  23. You Just Made My List!on 26 Feb 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Mr. Alldicks – Ah come on man, the Beatles are WAY overrated! I mean how many songs did they even have on MTV? I can’t think of ever seeing them on MTV or hearing them on THE MIX 103.5, today’s hottest mix of hits and hot hits! If they were so great, why won’t THE MIX play them? Mick Jagger isn’t even that good of a singer.

    And big kudos for sticking with AOL after all these years. Speaking of which, did you see “You’ve Got Mail?” probably the best movie I have ever seen.