Jul 24 2009
A wave of panic just came over me because I realized this post is going to SUCK!
While I sat alone in my car eating dark chocolate Hersey’s Kisses this afternoon (yeah, it’s a lonely life) I watched this lady struggle for about 4 minutes with her windshield sun visor. It would go up, wiggle around a little, then come back down. I watched this happen for about 1/2 a bag of Kisses. For the record, I go to the gym a few times a week, so I’m fucking allowed to eat a bag of chocolate by myself in a parking lot if I want. What makes your life so perfect? Huh? Huh? You want a piece of me?*
Anyhoo… this dipshit probably spent more time setting up this visor then than she spent in the drug store picking up adult diapers and a box of Shamwows. Hey, I just thought of something… Shamwow Diapers!
What is the point of this? The point is, it wasn’t even hot today!
God, this is a dumb post. I promise after a little weekend rest I will stop sucking so much.
*Said while pulling off shirt and spitting dark chocolate
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