Jul 24 2009

This lady and her stupid sun visor!

Published by at 3:35 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

windshield sun visor

A wave of panic just came over me because I realized this post is going to SUCK!

While I sat alone in my car eating dark chocolate Hersey’s Kisses this afternoon (yeah, it’s a lonely life) I watched this lady struggle for about 4 minutes with her windshield sun visor. It would go up, wiggle around a little, then come back down. I watched this happen for about 1/2 a bag of Kisses. For the record, I go to the gym a few times a week, so I’m fucking allowed to eat a bag of chocolate by myself in a parking lot if I want. What makes your life so perfect? Huh? Huh? You want a piece of me?*

Anyhoo… this dipshit probably spent more time setting up this visor then than she spent in the drug store picking up adult diapers and a box of Shamwows. Hey, I just thought of something… Shamwow Diapers!

What is the point of this? The point is, it wasn’t even hot today!

God, this is a dumb post. I promise after a little weekend rest I will stop sucking so much.

*Said while pulling off shirt and spitting dark chocolate

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27 comments so far

27 comments to “This lady and her stupid sun visor!”

  1. A Whale's V@ginaon 24 Jul 2009 at 4:16 am

    I just had 2 Krispey Kremes for breakfast. They were bought yesterday, and were more Krusty than Kremey. I presume that’s worse that your chocolate shame, if less lonely.

  2. Ferninjaon 24 Jul 2009 at 5:50 am

    Haha, the post wasnt bad listy. Keep that chin up!

  3. Dub Pion 24 Jul 2009 at 6:26 am

    “Anyhoo… this dipshit probably spent more time setting up this visor then she spent in the drug store picking up adult diapers and a box of Shamwows.”

    Here, you go, retard:

    http://grammartips.homestead.com/than.html

    Your blog is awesome.

  4. Jenon 24 Jul 2009 at 7:21 am

    Love every one of your posts!!! They always crack me up.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 24 Jul 2009 at 7:26 am

    Dub – Kiss my ass, THEN kiss it again. Usually my grammar skills are pretty awesome but I guess you got me on this one.

    I would like to defend/explain my decision to use “then” in that sentence. I understand that it is a comparative statement but it also refers to time. I realize now that the comparison should have taken precedence over then elements of time in the sentence. For the record, my editor missed this error as well.

    I hate you for making me think this early in the morning. You have ruined my day and possibly my weekend.

  6. Joeon 24 Jul 2009 at 7:26 am

    you’ll never stop sucking while im around.

  7. Dub Pion 24 Jul 2009 at 8:08 am

    You don’t have to qualify it so much, just don’t ever let it happen again.

    Oh, and go eat a hotdog with ketchup on it.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 24 Jul 2009 at 8:11 am

    Dub – OK, now you’ve crossed the line!

  9. You Just Made My List!on 24 Jul 2009 at 8:11 am

    Joe – You are my everything.

  10. jasonon 24 Jul 2009 at 8:23 am

    Anything that may, or may not have been lacking in the post was completely mitigated with the reply, “Dub-Kiss my ass, Then kiss it again” comment. Dub’s subsequent reply illustrates that he/she is a loyal viewer and has better THAN a goldfish memory capacity!

    Will you two be fighting behind the bleachers during recess?

  11. You Just Made My List!on 24 Jul 2009 at 8:31 am

    Jason – I would fight Dub but I don’t want to get ketchup on my fists.

  12. Joeon 24 Jul 2009 at 8:45 am

    fish actually have good memory. they also feel pain and taste good. do you dislike ketchup period or just on hotdogs and your fists?

  13. You Just Made My List!on 24 Jul 2009 at 8:55 am

    Joe – I like ketchup on fries, but that’s about it. I don’t mind it as an ingredient in things like BBQ sauce if meatloaf but keep that shit away from my hot dog!

    I have owned fish off and on since I was a kid and yes, even the tiny ones seem to be smart. Wait, why are we talking about fish? Are you going to rape me with a fish? Are you going to suffocate me with a ketchup-covered fish?

  14. Mikeon 24 Jul 2009 at 9:03 am

    I read this whilst flossing. God I hate fucking flossing.

  15. Joeon 24 Jul 2009 at 9:20 am

    mainly because jason hated on goldfish, those are way too small though. maybe like a swordfish? you’d probably like that too much, i’d have to eat some spinach and muscle in a hammerhead. then, yes i’d pour ketchup on your back and maybe make a felix the cat design, then the donkey punch and of course a “Righty-O!” to cap it off. that sounds like a decent day to me. afterwards, i’d probably run down to the flea market to try my luck at finding a cool lamp to tie my living room together, and for light. man, now im hungry.

  16. Dub Pion 24 Jul 2009 at 9:49 am

    Someone break out the tissues; looks like you’ve contracted a severe case of cryabetes, listy. Or as our good friend Wilford would say, “Cryabeetus”.

    Meet me by the monkey bars if you have a beef.

    (Sorry for teasing you – hope you know it’s in good spirit)

    Your blog is awesome.

  17. Dub Pion 24 Jul 2009 at 10:07 am

    Joe – what is wrong with you?

  18. A Whale's V@ginaon 24 Jul 2009 at 10:13 am

    My first guess would be – a lot.

  19. Joeon 24 Jul 2009 at 11:10 am

    maybe you should look inward with a name like a whale’s vagina. dub, i have flyabeetus, because im so fuckin fly for a white guy. actually my first guess would be something mental, because my physical beauty is pretty astounding. like just the other day i was sky diving in peru and i look over and what do i see? the female instructor jumped out without her parachute just to gaze at me for a few extra seconds. tragic, but very flattering, so im happy.

  20. Dub Pion 24 Jul 2009 at 11:17 am

    Wow. Maybe you should start your own blog, then. Sounds like you have some amazing stories to tell.

  21. You Just Made My List!on 24 Jul 2009 at 11:28 am

    Dub – My extreme awesomeness makes me immune to teasing. Tease on!

  22. Tommyon 24 Jul 2009 at 2:30 pm

    I have amazing stories to tell….like this one. But firstly, there is no justification for using then in your statement no matter how you swing it.

    I received an email the other day from the administrator of my apartment complex (mass email) telling everyone about the smoking policy. It seems some people have been getting annoyed by people smoking on their balconies. As it turns out it is OK to smoke inside your apartment but not OK to smoke outside. I used to smoke. I no longer smoke so I really don’t care but I decided to reply with the question, “What if I’m smoking inside but right next to the door to the balcony blowing my smoke outside”. Well, Gail and I exchanged a few emails and are now best friends. Later that night my friend comes over and starts smoking on my balcony. I got a kick out of the irony. I had never engaged in an email discourse with the lady before that day and then I go and break the very rules I was trying to clarify. What a day!

  23. rachelon 25 Jul 2009 at 10:47 pm

    listy- it’s been a while…

    please write a blog about the dipshit “dancing wedding party” that has blown up all over the internet and is filling up my email inbox. THEY SUCK. also- start taking suggestions.

    i’ve missed you.

  24. Joeon 26 Jul 2009 at 12:00 pm

    how does it feel to get rejected by silence? hes mine, it’s obvious.

  25. Paul in Saint Paulon 26 Jul 2009 at 2:42 pm

    Listman, that wedding dance video is vile and seems to be praised ubiquitously. Please take Rachel’s advice and express revulsion. It’s worse than taking the vows while parachuting by a longshot.

  26. You Just Made My List!on 26 Jul 2009 at 10:19 pm

    I’m one step ahead of you, I already have my post about these dancing wedding idiots scheduled for Tuesday.

  27. rachelon 27 Jul 2009 at 10:56 am

    tuesday can’t come fast enough.