Aug 12 2009

Sponge painting!

Published by at 3:30 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

bad sponge painting

Boredom + white women + sponge = sponge painting!

I was going to write this long, super hilarious rant about sponge painting and how it looks like a cartoon character has wiped its shitty ass all over your walls, but then I realized I was lazy. Actually, the truth is that while searching for sponge painting photos I discovered the site and spent WAY too much time on it. The end result is that I have run out of time to write AND I literally feel nauseous from looking at these disgusting houses. I need to cry for a while.

I suck but you probably suck too, so we are even.

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8 comments to “Sponge painting!”

  1. Jeffon 12 Aug 2009 at 5:38 am

    Disappointed. I thought the guy was going to be funny and he’s just a major house nerd.

    I mean, just listen to this side splitter: “The sellers would have had more interest from buyers if they had painted the garage floor (epoxy finish).”

  2. Paul in Saint Paulon 12 Aug 2009 at 7:17 am

    At first I read this as “sponge BATHING,” in which case I was going to refute the entire post. However, having lived through roommates who sponge-painted a living room, I wholeheartedly agree. I also have a problem with popcorn ceilings.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 12 Aug 2009 at 8:28 am

    Jeff – Seriously? What is it like to live in your brain? You are criticizing a guy for not being funny, although he does not claim to be. The guy just has a site about ugly houses, can’t that be enough for you? FUCK!

  4. You Just Made My List!on 12 Aug 2009 at 8:28 am

    Paul – I would NEVER say a single bad word about sponge bathing!

  5. SanFranon 12 Aug 2009 at 3:41 pm

    sponge painting… until recently, I had never seen even a close approximation of a ‘good’ application…

    our neighbor’s house has a bathroom and the walls are the coolest I’ve seen in a long, long time. So subtle is the applique that you don’t even know what it is you’re looking at. Is it some exotic wood, or a form of tile? Nope. Paint. It was too dark to get a photo of the wall – oh, and the treatment was limited to a very small area, which made it better still. It wasn’t ‘dabbed’, but more of a ‘smudge’, uniform from top to bottom.

    Otherwise, I think sponge painting can lick my asshole.

  6. Jeffon 13 Aug 2009 at 7:19 am

    But what’s the point of having a web site about ugly houses if you’re not going to be funny?

    That’s like opening a restaurant and serving spaghetti-o’s and crackers. Though – let me guess – you’d probably love that.

  7. Jasonon 25 Aug 2009 at 12:13 pm

    really wanted to comment on the Vick issue but since I missed that one all I really have to say is, “Leoncie, go on with your Bad Self”.

    I think it’s great that someone is daring to have a good time despite what others might decide to berate. Damn, if she is having a good time, and she seems to be, and she isn’t hurting anyone else, and she doesn’t seem to be. Then more power to her. More’s the better if others get enjoyment also right?

    That’s what it’s really all about anyway right?

  8. You Just Made My List!on 25 Aug 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Jason – I agree but what the hell does that have to do with sponge painting?