Aug 31 2009

Novelty neck ties!

Published by at 3:26 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

novelty neck ties

Sure, people look at me and say, “Steve, you are obviously the most awesome and cool guy in the IT dept, we all know this. But Steve, are you also fun? Do you cut loose on the weekends and have your gamer buddies over for some ice-cold Mountain Dews and a 5 hour Monty Python marathon on VHS?”

Well sir, might I direct your attention south about 18 inches? Yeah that’s right dummy, your eyes aren’t playing tricks on you, that really IS Darth Vader on my tie!!! I know, right? I just blew your mind didn’t I? No seriously, I swear it’s a real neck tie. Go ahead, touch it.

What’s that? Where did I get this hilariously rebellious accessory? No no no, I think not young Skywalker, not ready are you. Wacky tie culture is not something you just jump into blindly.

That’s right corporate world, you will never stifle my joyous nature!

I’M STEVE!

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7 comments so far

7 comments to “Novelty neck ties!”

  1. Joeon 31 Aug 2009 at 7:26 am

    ties are for nazis

  2. RBoneon 31 Aug 2009 at 10:20 am

    nazis had much better fashion sense actually.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 31 Aug 2009 at 10:23 am

    Yeah, it’s hard to admit, but the Nazis really knew how to dress.

  4. SanFranon 31 Aug 2009 at 12:42 pm

    I’m with Joe…

    the worst though are bowties… the clip-on variety are OK… because they are for hacks who have perhaps unknowingly found themselves in a situation that requires such a thing… But the real problem are real bowties… and the people who wear them. My rule of thumb is simple:

    “Don’t trust anybody who can tie a bowtie”

    On to novelty ties: a friend of mine had one back in college – it was home-made… embroidered was a toothbrush, and on the bristles of the toothbrush was toothpaste (fashioned out of colored silicon caulk or epoxy or something). It was brilliant, and so hideous and perfect.

  5. Xinaon 31 Aug 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I know for a fact that if I were a man with an occasion to wear I tie I would indeed wear a novelty tie. Nothing too over the top but definetly something that let’s the world know how much fucking fun I really am. Judge me if you will Steve (?), I don’t care.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 31 Aug 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Xina and Steve sittin’ in a tree…

  7. Jacobon 31 Aug 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Novelty neck-ties < Nunchucks