Sep 02 2009

PT Cruisers!

Published by at 3:32 am under I Don't Get It

Moms love PT Cruisers

If you are anyone other than a suburban mom over the age of 50 and you own a PT Cruiser, it’s time to figure out exactly where it all went wrong. Loosen your novelty tie and take a moment to really think about your life.

On a side note… I’m up to my sunglasses (which I wear on the back of my neck in an attempt to be as money as Guy Fieri) in shit to do this week and have decided to neglect my website for a couple days. I realize this will ruin your life but I will be back in a couple days with my important opinions.

Speaking of cars… My friend (yes I have friends) sent me this link to some awesome photos of people driving.

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5 comments to “PT Cruisers!”

  1. SanFranon 02 Sep 2009 at 9:26 am

    the PT Loser…

    Blech. All of it.

  2. Neishon 02 Sep 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Well, you’ll be happy to know, if you don’t already, that the PT cruiser is discontinued. All the geek tech squad people drive these cars and I’d like to smash one of their windows.

  3. Jacobon 02 Sep 2009 at 5:29 pm

    Yea the PT is discontinued, replaced by the FUCKING AWESOME DODGE CALIBER!!! Believe it or not I liked the PT cruiser. Sure it was goofy, but it drove pretty good and had a lot of storage. I had one as a rental and it was one of the best cars for pulling the hand brake and sliding around parking lots… like really really good (making it the best rental I’ve ever driven). You could even get a turbo version.
    THE CALIBER is A FUCKING JOKE. Kill yourself if you own one. do it. please. I love how the american car industry moves backwards in an attempt to be ‘cool'(I think?). I don’t know what they were thinking, but it’s fucking ridiculous.

  4. Paul in Saint Paulon 02 Sep 2009 at 8:03 pm

    I’d never thought looking at people driving would be so fascinating. What a great use of photography to examine drivers and their cars and how the two meld.

  5. Chrissyon 03 Sep 2009 at 11:01 pm

    Actually?? You did kinda bum me out…I have been WAITING for some sarcastic humor & I missed your ass! Don’t do it again, PLEASE, or I will have to find myself buried in FARKLE again!