Sep 17 2009

Glade Sense and Spray!

Published by at 3:28 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

glade sense and spray

Has it really come to this? Motion detector air fresheners? Can I just put ALL air fresheners on my list so I can die in peace?

Imagine being so bored with life that you are willing to load two batteries and a scent cartridge into some ugly, plastic piece of shit just so your crappy house smells less like actual crap and more like artificial crap. The only problem is that all an air freshener really does is add the smell of a whore to the smell of the rotting food in your kitchen. Here’s an idea, spend more time cleaning your fucking house and maybe you wouldn’t need NASA-designed air fresheners to mask the smell of failure that hangs in your home.

Think of all the energy, chemicals and waste that go into making these dumb contraptions. You want your house to smell like “fresh linens?” WASH YOUR SHEETS you turd.

As much as I hate Glade Sense and Spray, nothing will ever be more idiotic than Scent Stories.

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10 comments so far

10 comments to “Glade Sense and Spray!”

  1. Neishon 17 Sep 2009 at 6:49 am

    I like the commercial when the family walks in one by one, sniffs the air and apparently have orgasms in their doorway.

  2. guilty noodleson 17 Sep 2009 at 8:19 am

    I feel like this already made your list, no?

  3. You Just Made My List!on 17 Sep 2009 at 8:39 am

    Actually I wrote about Scrubbing Bubbles automatic shower sprayer cleaner thingy. Same concept, different room to be lazy in.

  4. Saraon 17 Sep 2009 at 9:22 am

    Ok I do believe that air fresheners just make stuff smell like house with dog and baby powder, (or worse the bathroom of my work always smells like shit and pumpkin spice!)

    But that shower thing is valid. You try working full time getting home at 6 or later having to imediately cook dinner and then clean up the dishes, throw in laundry while bathing a child, and throw the shit in the dryer when you wake up to pee in the middle of the night just to get the basic chores done.

    I’ll admit I’m skipping bathroom cleaning this weekend to go to the local fair where they have DEEP FRIED COCA COLA! How the fuck did they do that?!?

    So if a spray at least makes the mold go away I’m all for it.

  5. guilty noodleson 17 Sep 2009 at 9:51 am

    Oh, my bad. Continue please.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 17 Sep 2009 at 11:33 am

    Sara – Deep fried what what? How? Why? Did it taste good?

  7. Saraon 21 Sep 2009 at 7:57 am

    The line for the deep fried coke was to long, it looks like little deep fried bubble….kinda like that shit they scrape from the bottom of the fryer and put on your plate at long john silvers

    I did though get a deep fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich for my son, that was bangin’

  8. Tony Jaguaron 03 Dec 2009 at 2:46 am

    They should include one type that
    includes a gentle hint of feces, for the constipated population.

  9. […] the airport and I’m sitting in the parking lot of a 7-11 trying to freshen up by triggering a Glade Sense & Spray off in my pants. Sorry, I like to be presentable for the ladies, sue […]

  10. loupon 27 Mar 2011 at 6:04 pm

    I’m guessing nobody likes the song in the newest commercial? The one w/the suttle guitar in the background?

    It has a woman standing by the glade and has people walking in and out around her, her family ends up in front of the tv at the end,JUST WHEN THE DRUMS PICK UP!

    Love that song.