Sep 28 2009

The fact that I missed my odometer rolling over to 100,000 miles!

Published by at 3:30 am under Why?!?

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MOTHER FUCK! I have been paying close attention to my stupid odometer for the last 200 miles in excited anticipation for that wonderful moment when I could watch all those little nines piss off, leaving a pristine 100000 on my odometer. Well, once again the world has taken a shit all over me! Yeah, that’s right, me missing this historic event is the worst thing to ever take place on this planet (other than the hideously disgusting conception and birth of Guy Fieri). Imagine the trauma I felt when I looked down today and saw that bullshit 100029 staring back at me. My heart sank and my eyes filled with tears. It was like 29 middle fingers aimed in my direction! I thought about driving head-on into the next semi truck just to teach my car’s bitch ass a lesson but that’s exactly the reaction my odometer wanted from me. So instead I will suffer through yet another tragedy in my life.

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10 comments so far

10 comments to “The fact that I missed my odometer rolling over to 100,000 miles!”

  1. icecycle66on 28 Sep 2009 at 7:47 am

    That sucks.

  2. Joeon 28 Sep 2009 at 7:52 am

    i just missed mine going to 96000 miles.

  3. Xinaon 28 Sep 2009 at 9:16 am

    How did you miss it? Was someone else driving when it happened or did you pay all that attention just to be distracted by something shiney?

  4. Patrickon 28 Sep 2009 at 9:40 am

    You’re were sitting in traffic belting out “Man, I feel like a woman” by Shania Twain while your car reached this historic landmark….The blame is squarely on you sir. You just made your list, Listy….

  5. You Just Made My List!on 28 Sep 2009 at 10:02 am

    Xina – Of course I was driving. Do you really think I would let someone else drive the Listmobile?

    Patrick – Sadly you are correct. Every time I hear that song I feel compelled to take my pants off and tuck my wiener between my legs in an attempt to not only FEEL like a woman but to also LOOK like a woman. One thing led to another and the next thing I know my odometer says 100029!

  6. Jacobon 28 Sep 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Damn… do as Ferris did and run the car in reverse on jack stands while having an emotional father fueled breakdown resulting in said listmobile accelerating out of a 2 story glass window into a swimming pool filled with republicans! …that was in the director’s cut…

  7. Joeon 28 Sep 2009 at 1:51 pm

    if you actually watched the movie, that didn’t work at all. im sure he appreciates your worthless advice though.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 28 Sep 2009 at 2:02 pm

    Jacob & Joe – I actually don’t live too far from Cameron’s house. It was for sale this summer, I should have bought it with all the money I make off this blog.

  9. Adam Michael Roachon 28 Sep 2009 at 8:16 pm

    I had the same thing happen to me. What a load.

  10. Jacobon 29 Sep 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Hey joe fuck you! At least I gave the man some hope!!!