Sep 29 2009

That stupid “Dance like no one is watching” bullshit!

Published by at 3:42 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

dance like no one is watching
“Dance like no one is watching.
Sing like no one is listening.
Love like you’ve never been hurt
and live like it’s heaven on Earth.”

Fuck you like no one is watching. Go fuck yourself like no one is listening. Fuck off like you’ve never been fucked and suck my dick like it’s heaven on Earth!

I HATE shit like this so much! First of all, don’t tell me what to do. I don’t need some jackass wall “art” from Bed Bath and Beyond telling me how to live my life. Guess what asshole, you SHOULD dance like people are watching because they are and you look like a convulsing idiot. Maybe it’s best if you simply stop dancing, singing, loving and living altogether. And another thing, why is “altogether” one word? It’s like the word “nonetheless.” Stop showing off and just be separate words like everyone else!

Sorry, back to your shitty store-bought philosophy. It sucks.

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14 comments to “That stupid “Dance like no one is watching” bullshit!”

  1. Peteon 29 Sep 2009 at 7:33 am

    The missing part of that slogan, clearly, is “Buy ‘art’ at Bed Bath and Beyond like no one notices how culturally and intellectually depraved you are.”

  2. Joeon 29 Sep 2009 at 8:46 am

    HAKUNA

  3. Joeon 29 Sep 2009 at 8:46 am

    MATATA

  4. a nunon 29 Sep 2009 at 12:37 pm

    I second mr. Pete’s motion, and move that we should buy a shitload of these and burn them, just to prove a point. Sorta like that weird kid/Carles did with the I am Carles-tee. Cause that was just awesome.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 29 Sep 2009 at 12:54 pm

    What the fuck is “I AM CARLES”

    I must be getting old because that phrase means less than nothing to me. Please explain, I need to know!

  6. a nunon 29 Sep 2009 at 1:35 pm

    I feel like you actually know this and so I feel kind of stupid explaining it, but anyways: It’s Carles’s (the guy from HRO) own fashion brand-thingy (basically just tees with the words I am Carles printed on them) which he created so that people can, as he would express it, “publicly show that they ‘get it’ by integrating HipsterRunoff into their personal brand”, or whatever. Anyway, it’s just another stupid HRO gimmick. Oh, and some guy bought a tee and burned it because A) he’s Carles and he wanted attention or B) he’s stupid and doesn’t get satire. If it’s B, it’s really funny.

  7. You Just Made My List!on 29 Sep 2009 at 2:38 pm

    Nun – Not only do I not know what Carles is, but I literally have no idea what HipsterRunoff is. Never heard of it. I am either super cool or a total loser.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 29 Sep 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Nun – Wait, I just remembered something. Someone claiming to be this HRO person left a comment on this site once. If this is true, should I be proud?

  9. SanFranon 29 Sep 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Nice fit of rage, this morning, Listy. Well done… well done… So much so that I have had a pretty calm day thus far, knowing you have me covered.

    I’m with you though.

    Back in college, I had what I thought was a pretty sweet Adolphe Cassandre print on my wall – the Cycles Brilliant one…

    then, some ten years later, then a friend bought one at fucking Target. We did actually burn it (my copy) because what was pretty obscure at the time became a casual purchase for the masses at a big box store. It took some doing to even find the freaking poster in the first place – eventually Montreal offered it up to me.

    I still love the print, but making an effigy out of it was the right thing to do, frame and all.

  10. SanFranon 29 Sep 2009 at 4:33 pm

    *I usually don’t make a habit out of using “then” twice in the same sentence, alrighty then.

  11. Yours Trulyon 29 Sep 2009 at 4:34 pm

    No, you shouldn’t be proud. You should feel violated and dirty.

  12. a nunon 29 Sep 2009 at 6:03 pm

    @Listy: Well, check it out then. http://www.hipsterrunoff.com
    I mean, either you’ll like it, and you can have a few laughs, or you’ll hate it, in which case you can post an amusing rant about it here, and we can all have a laugh. WIN-WIN!

    @Yours Truly: I agree. Sorta. More like: “You should feel violated and dirty, but secretly like being violated and dirty, and then channel that into becoming the world’s best stripper/prostitute”
    …or something like that.

  13. moltenon 19 Oct 2009 at 1:46 am

    holy shit i just clicked on that hipster site. it’s like raw computer aids seeping through my monitor.

    why does he put ‘everything’ in ‘single quotes’?
    is Carles an intentional mispelling of the name Charles?
    are the posts some level of satire beyond what i get? if so i hate this site anyways for having really ugly font colors in the ‘headlines’.

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