Oct 07 2009

Flossing!

Published by at 3:46 am under Why?!?

flossing

Barf.

I hate anything that has to do with shins, eyeballs or gums. Gums are profoundly disgusting to me. I take good care of my teeth and brush several times a day but I would rather get a salsa colonic than floss. I recently started flossing every night, rather than once a week, and it’s ruining my life. Every time that tiny string shoots through my teeth and slams into that little gum flap I practically faint.

Can’t they invent a laser or something that will do my flossing for me in the blink of an eye while I flex my muscles in the mirror. Oh yeah, I should mention that I always floss in the nude. There I set you up for some jokes, let’s see what ya got!

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5 comments to “Flossing!”

  1. Yours Trulyon 07 Oct 2009 at 5:59 am

    I always flex in front of the mirror in the nude. But the other gym members complained, so I’m not allowed to do that anymore.

  2. guilty noodleson 07 Oct 2009 at 7:55 am

    fanny floss:
    http://nerdapproved.com/misc-gadgets/fanny-floss-proctologist-recommended/

  3. SanFranon 07 Oct 2009 at 1:48 pm

    I hate the bits of gunk that flick on to the mirror.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 07 Oct 2009 at 2:01 pm

    SanFran – Shit, I meant to wrote about that. I guess that’s what happens when you quickly write a post on your laptop in bed at 2am. I don’t deserve readers.

  5. Sherrieon 19 Oct 2009 at 8:54 am

    Try the woven floss – it’s not that wax crap, it’s more like cloth almost. Much softer and doesn’t slice into your gums, but it does not fix the gunk on the mirror issue.