Oct 23 2009

Combination fast food restaurants!

Published by at 3:33 am under Crappy Music,I Don't Get It

cobination pizza hut and taco bell

Well, I guess it’s time to write about these crimes against humanity because there is a song sweeping the nation all about them. Who am I kidding? I’m using the fact that there is this stupid song as an excuse to put very little effort into this. LEAVE ME ALONE, I’M BUSY!

The truth is that I really do hate these fast food combo restaurants. How can I possibly decide between Taco BellĀ diarrhea or E. Coli from the Pizza Hut salad bar? I won’t choose so don’t ask!

Now, let’s talk about this Pizza Hut and Taco Bell song by Das Racist. I know nothing about this duo, but they scream New York ironic hipster to me. You know what really makes me mad about this song? I fucking LIKE it! I deserve to have my ears removed for tolerating this shit.

Sorry this post sucked. I hate myself.

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14 comments to “Combination fast food restaurants!”

  1. Saraon 23 Oct 2009 at 7:25 am

    In my area we have KFC and Long John Silver combos. And they have a jingle about how some mom is out every night driving all over town buying a sandwich for the husband, nuggets for little susie, and fish tacos for johnny, oh and of course and a lite salad for herself. Finaly a one stop shop! What a whipped bitch

    In my house you all eat Chilli tonight DONE you don’t like it? starve. hell I might serve it tomorow to. Can’t trust the hubby to cook, one night he made Mac and Cheese with undrained tuna and lima beans….this is not a joke

  2. You Just Made My List!on 23 Oct 2009 at 9:22 am

    Sara – Your husband is using the old “I’m to retarded to cook” technique to get out of ever doing it again. I applaud him for this brilliant ploy.

    Speaking of retarded, I just reread my post and was shocked by the number of typos. I’m ashamed.

  3. Joeon 23 Oct 2009 at 11:23 am

    tell him to chop up some hot dogs and throw in a can of beans

  4. DanaPooon 02 Nov 2009 at 12:20 am

    At the KFC /Long John Silver restaurants, the chicken tastes like fish, and the fish tastes like chicken. They can’t seem the keep the fryers separate. It’s really gross.

  5. GSquareon 10 Jan 2010 at 7:53 am

    I hate you too

  6. You Just Made My List!on 10 Jan 2010 at 9:54 am

    GSquare – Thanks for your honesty, it is an admirable trait. I also hate me so there’s a pretty good chance we could be BFFs. We could sit around in our sweatpants and discuss how much I suck.

  7. J.Dizzleon 13 Mar 2010 at 5:10 pm

    That song is really stupid if you hear about it or talk about it, but it is actually really catchy once you hear it. They have another song called chicken and meet, it’s pretty good too.

  8. Saraon 05 Jan 2011 at 4:43 pm

    listy, (lusty)

    i love you and all, but that song was ridiculous

  9. You Just Made My List!on 05 Jan 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Sara – It’s ridiculous to the point of being genius! This one is equally awesome… TO THE EXTREME!

    httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzCukmO4fhg

  10. Saraon 05 Jan 2011 at 5:54 pm

    this is much better, probably cause it doesnt start with i’m at the combination taco bell pizza hut…

  11. Saraon 05 Jan 2011 at 5:56 pm

    while i have your attention will you marry me

  12. You Just Made My List!on 05 Jan 2011 at 5:59 pm

    Yes.

  13. Saraon 05 Jan 2011 at 6:05 pm

    mrs lusty listy. i think it has a ring to it

  14. Umbigoon 29 Sep 2011 at 12:37 pm

    Pizza Hell.