Jul 09 2008

Miley Cyrus and HER stupid list!

Published by at 5:00 am under Crappy Music,Why?!?

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I realize an adult taking the time to complain about Miley Cyrus is ridiculous but she started this war when she decided to steal the idea of angry list making from me! Until today, when I ACCIDENTALLY watched the new Miley Cyrus video “7 Things I Hate About You,” the little knowledge I had of this girl came from the times I ACCIDENTALLY watched TMZ (every day). I assumed her music was annoying but man, this video upset me and made me cry. It is THAT bad! Why is she unable to count to 4 in rhythm with the drummer and why is she saying “shaaa” to me? What “previous relationship” is she singing about anyway, isn’t she like 9 years old?

FART!

Here are the 7 things I hate about Miley Cyrus:

1. The fact that I know her name.
2. The fact that I know both of her names.
3. Her overuse of the peace sign. Peace Y’all!
4. The fact that she was created from the demon seed of Billy Ray Cyrus.
5. The way she and her dad tried to act like they were tricked into those “topless” photos. Shut up already.
6. Her douche bag band. Quit jumping around, have you heard the song you’re playing?
7. The fact that she makes more money than me.

I dare you to watch this video all the way through. I’ve only been able to about 5 or 10 times – PEACE!

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5 comments to “Miley Cyrus and HER stupid list!”

  1. Bennon 30 Sep 2008 at 5:25 am

    It sounds as though you would be glad to know that she is now being threatened to be dropped by Disney. Or quitting, or something. Cancer maybe.
    EITHER WAY! Her show will no longer be on the air, songs off the radio, and face off the T.V. The world is becoming a better (and worse) place day by agonizing day.

  2. LLGon 30 Sep 2008 at 12:05 pm

    I could only make it to about a minute in to that video before my brain exploded.

    Maybe the previous relationship they’re so sad about losing is the one they used to have with their umbilical cord. Considering how young they are… probably the last real commitment they had….

  3. Sethboton 04 Nov 2008 at 12:04 pm

    WOW! What IS the deal with “Shaa?” She’s an alien, right???
    And yes, as a musician, the timing of the count-in is really painful and fucking lazy as well. They likely have enough cash to stay in the studio for weeks, yet they can’t get that right in one of one million takes???
    Also: WORST (best?) example of “New Country” (aka: Pop, but even crappier).
    And…
    She couldn’t sing with a billion years worth of lessons.
    If she could only make up her mind whether to be Avril Lavigne or Faith Hill….
    PUKE

  4. Slutseverywhereon 11 May 2010 at 5:55 pm

    lol if only you would have heard how she sang on Americal idol BOTH times. It was horrible!! i dont understand how she could show her face the next day and the odacity of giving the americal idol contestants advice Dam!
    but on her deffense disney did make her this way by trying to make her fit the mold of pure little hannah montana. Hollywood screws you up!

  5. eddkatzon 13 Dec 2010 at 11:56 am

    People are worried about MC because of her recent ‘saliva’ smoking video.

    Please, please, please……do not send her to rehab or get involved with her life until she makes that sex tape.

    I know she has at least one in her…..If she can smoke a bhang, I know she can smoke a pipe. I want to she that overbite with the horse choppers in action……just once.

    Thanks.