Nov 30 2009

People who speak Klingon!

Published by at 3:14 am under Sucky TV,Why?!?

how to speak klingon

The mission of the Klingon Language Institute, is to “bring together individuals interested in the study of Klingon linguistics and culture, and provide a forum for discussion and the exchange of ideas.” If you translate that into normal human language, their mission is to “never bring a vagina anywhere near their penises.”

When I think about how little extra time I have in my life to do worthwhile things, and then imagine these buttholes sitting around on a Saturday night with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and a Klingon dictionary, it makes me want to… what’s the word… makes me want to tlhaw’ these nerds right in the DIrons!

If this isn’t ghuH ghong, I don’t know what is!

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7 comments so far

7 comments to “People who speak Klingon!”

  1. rachelon 30 Nov 2009 at 4:24 am

    Your Baby Can READ–KLINGON EDITION!

    *please* tell me you have seen “Trekkies”. fantastic movie.

  2. Brian Barkeron 30 Nov 2009 at 5:59 am

    Klingon is difficult, but Esperanto is worldwide. And easy, of course 🙂

    As in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2LPVcsL2k0

    Also see http://www.lernu.net

  3. slvron 30 Nov 2009 at 6:31 am

    I never thought I’d want to beat the shit out of a baby.

  4. 8bitheroon 30 Nov 2009 at 6:47 am

    YAY! A made up language of a made up race from a made up futuristic society is gaining acceptance in real life.

    Is it any wonder I have lost all faith in humanity?

  5. Paul in Saint Paulon 30 Nov 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Xenophobe!

  6. You Just Made My List!on 30 Nov 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Paul – Is that Klingon?

  7. Paul in Saint Paulon 30 Nov 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Klingon for “oversexed.” Or maybe “asexual.” I get my Klingon morphemes all mixed up, even after years of study.