Nov 30 2009

People who speak Klingon!

Published by You Just Made My List! at 3:14 am under Sucky TV, Why?!?

how to speak klingon

The mission of the Klingon Language Institute, is to “bring together individuals interested in the study of Klingon linguistics and culture, and provide a forum for discussion and the exchange of ideas.” If you translate that into normal human language, their mission is to “never bring a vagina anywhere near their penises.”

When I think about how little extra time I have in my life to do worthwhile things, and then imagine these buttholes sitting around on a Saturday night with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and a Klingon dictionary, it makes me want to… what’s the word… makes me want to tlhaw’ these nerds right in the DIrons!

If this isn’t ghuH ghong, I don’t know what is!

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7 comments so far

7 comments to “People who speak Klingon!”

  1. rachelon 30 Nov 2009 at 4:24 am

    Your Baby Can READ–KLINGON EDITION!

    *please* tell me you have seen “Trekkies”. fantastic movie.

  2. Brian Barkeron 30 Nov 2009 at 5:59 am

    Klingon is difficult, but Esperanto is worldwide. And easy, of course :)

    As in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2LPVcsL2k0

    Also see http://www.lernu.net

  3. slvron 30 Nov 2009 at 6:31 am

    I never thought I’d want to beat the shit out of a baby.

  4. 8bitheroon 30 Nov 2009 at 6:47 am

    YAY! A made up language of a made up race from a made up futuristic society is gaining acceptance in real life.

    Is it any wonder I have lost all faith in humanity?

  5. Paul in Saint Paulon 30 Nov 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Xenophobe!

  6. You Just Made My List!on 30 Nov 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Paul – Is that Klingon?

  7. Paul in Saint Paulon 30 Nov 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Klingon for “oversexed.” Or maybe “asexual.” I get my Klingon morphemes all mixed up, even after years of study.

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