Dec 02 2009
Dana Carvey!
Boy are you about to be cheated! I bought a new iMac that’s the size of a drive-in movie screen and I have been setting it up all night. I just realized I forgot to write something for you and now your day is most likely ruined. I am truly sorry. I owe you one.
In other news… Dana Carvey sucks huge amounts of ass and has been funny approximately 2 times. I can’t tell you when those 2 times occurred, but I am assuming they must have happened.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Let me express my remorse in the fact that you bought an overpriced, overhyped, underperforming, and un-upgradable paperweight.
I’m sure you will make better decisions in the future.
I’d like to think that one of those times is when he as George Bush Sr takes George Bush Jr ( Will Ferrel) duck hunting with the intent to shoot him in the back of the head and end all the madness.
Don’t even try to talk shit about this computer, it kicks serious ass. SERIOUS ASS!
Ha ha Garth?! you hate Garth? Has he even done anything in the past 10 years except that awful Master of Desguise movie?
If you really wanna be serious and post about a hasbeen comedian then talk about Adam Sandler. Although he is at least funny enough to play himself in Funny People.
I especially hate Garth!
you’re are man full of hate.
Don’t pick on Dana man. Stay the course!! There’s like 20 SNL retirees who deserve it more.
yea and Jimmy Fallon.
Quit looking around every time you tell a joke, do you need that much validation? AND STOP LAUGHING YOU ASS!!
I don’t hate Dana but he’s super annoying whenever he’s on Real Time with Bill Maher, just a total attention hog. He had some great SNL moments back in the day.
Sorry guys, I just can’t climb aboard the Dana Carvey train. I really can’t stand him. He had a few decent moments on SNL but not enough to save it for me.
I find Dana Carvey’s comedy unbearable too. And the new iMacs do kick serious ass, 8bithero is just jealous.
He was pretty funny in the Green Mile… LOLZZZZ!!!!!
I hate Dana Carvey’s face a lot. I think it’s because of that stupid look he always has stretched across it, which he obviously thinks is funny, but which anybody with a functioning brain wants to feed to pigs. Still, I hate him slightly less than Chris Kattan.
As much as I despise these super-tools, I still don’t hate them as much as I fucking hate Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother. This show is ok, I’m not crazy about it or anything but my girlfriend really likes it so we watch it together, and together we hate the main character Ted Mosby. I’m not sure how this cretin has escaped your ire, but the inescapable fact that people think he is funny and likeable both confuses and saddens me. How can this be? His insipid ‘sensitive guy’ personality causes me to curl up in my bathtub fully clothed and cry with the shower turned on while my girlfriend says softly, “he’s not real baby, he’s not real, shhhhhhh, shhhhhhh, it’s going to be ok”.
Didn’t mean to railroad the hating on DC, but I couldn’t find another place to rant about this moron. Thanks YJMML!