Dec 15 2009

Talking to someone when they have a booger in their nose!

Published by at 3:30 am under Why?!?

booger revenge of the nerds

Sweet Jesus, can’t you tell from the pained look on my face and the way I’m touching my nose that you have a booger hanging by a thread in your nostril? Oh God, please, I’m begging you with all my mind power to shoot it out with a hardy nose laugh. PLEASE let me just pick it! ANYTHING TO END THIS PAIN!

I’m not sure there is anything that makes me more uncomfortable than having a conversation while a little booger mocks me from the outer limits of its established universe. If someone was to start pooping on the floor in the middle of a conversation with me, I don’t think it would make me feel as uneasy as some dried-up booger flapping around in the wind.

Why are those tiny boogers so mesmerizing? I feel like my eyes are attached to them by a wire when I see one. I want to look away but I find it physically impossible. Maybe if I stare at it hard enough I can make it explode into booger dust.

Everything you never wanted to know about the word booger, explained by a mail-order Russian bride who thinks she is hotter than she is. I hate the internet.

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5 comments to “Talking to someone when they have a booger in their nose!”

  1. Peteon 15 Dec 2009 at 7:26 am

    I sympathize. One of my biggest fears while speaking with or two others is that I have a big meaty boog in my giant flaring nostrils.

  2. SanFranon 15 Dec 2009 at 1:29 pm

    I think worse than a booger is the Saliva Stalactite /Stalagmite… stretching itself between the top & bottom lip of someone talking…

    Or, worse yet, a little kid who has snot streaming across his upper lip, and becoming Snot Stalactite /Stalagmite, and then licking it up and choking on it a little bit.

  3. rachelon 15 Dec 2009 at 3:35 pm

    hey- ‘member when Booger was on Moonlighting?

  4. Patrickon 15 Dec 2009 at 4:38 pm

    I cant stand that hotforwords chick.

  5. jasonon 16 Dec 2009 at 9:03 pm

    holy mohammed – what WAS that at 0:59???