Jan 15 2010

When supermodels brag about not being airbrushed in photos!

Published by at 3:35 am under I Don't Get It

Jennifer Hawkins nude

Have you ever seen anything more disgusting than former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins posing nude without being airbrushed in Photoshop? I seriously think I’m going to be sick. I had no idea a human being could be so grotesque!

I caught this vapid idiot bragging about her achievement in humility on some morning talk show and I immediately flew into a rage hurricane and spilled Count Chocula all over my favorite Barenaked Ladies T-shirt.

The best part about this madness is that she’s doing this to promote The Butterfly Foundation, which is “dedicated to changing the culture, policy and practice in the prevention and treatment of eating disorders.” In other words, this incredibly skinny supermodel posed “nude” in a professional studio with professional lighting and professional styling to make girls with eating disorders feel better about their shitty bodies. That’s like playing golf with Tiger Woods to make yourself feel better about your own golf skills, or watching Tiger Woods fuck porn stars to make yourself feel better about the slobs you go home with. (My hilarious comedy is topical!)

I mean, take a look at these photos of Jennifer Hawkins naked and tell me if it makes you feel more confident about that nightmare you call your body. Not to mention the fact that she’s so skinny she could wear a wristwatch as a belt. With all those ribs popping out you’d think she was an American Apparel model. If I was a young girl I would start barfing up every meal too.

Why am I so smart?

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7 comments to “When supermodels brag about not being airbrushed in photos!”

  1. rachelon 15 Jan 2010 at 10:13 am

    blah, blah something about a skinny girl… WHAT i want is a BNL t-shirt!

  2. You Just Made My List!on 15 Jan 2010 at 10:30 am

    Rachel – You can have mine, it totally ruined!!!!!!!! I’m be in my room if you need me.

  3. Ricky Ricardoon 15 Jan 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Hilarious as always! I’m waiting for you to hopefully put AVATAR on your list of crapshit. I mean why is this supposed to be good? Did you know your website is worth $3628.1 usd on website outlook? On the road to fame!

  4. You Just Made My List!on 15 Jan 2010 at 4:34 pm

    Ricky – $3628?!? Holy Shit. It’s official, You Just Made My List is FOR SALE and I’m going to retire to Detroit!

  5. Heathon 18 Jan 2010 at 3:50 pm

    This was in the news for about 2 weeks on TV here (In Sydney). She and the magazine told everyone that she was brave to do it, WTF? She was Miss Universe, she wasn’t photoshopped when she was live on stage was she? It’s like I’m so brave that every day I turn on my computer at work and do literally NOTHING until I go home (except come on here of course)…brave my arse. If she wrestled a bear whilst naked she’d be brave…I would also be a little turned on…as long as the bear was naked as well 😉

  6. Maestroon 14 Sep 2010 at 4:08 pm

    You idiot. Go bleat about body image to some other fat idiot. This whinging just makes me sick.

  7. You Just Made My List!on 14 Sep 2010 at 4:33 pm

    Maestro – Hey dumb ass motherfucker, guess what, I’m in great shape and I have a fucking hot girlfriend, so I don’t who you are calling fat, you dip shit.

    If you hate whinging so much why are you whinging? Dick.