Jan 14 2010

Sheep with human faces and Counting Crows tattoos!

I give up. What in the fucking fuck is going on? I honestly don’t know what is worse, a lamb born with a human face or a straight edge douchewad with tribal earrings and a fucking Adam Duritz back tattoo. For once, I am speechless. I need you to decide for me while I drink myself to death.

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14 comments to “Sheep with human faces and Counting Crows tattoos!”

  1. San Franon 14 Jan 2010 at 5:32 am

    I haven’t decided which is worse because I just got off a fucking plane at O’Hare en route to jacksonfuckingville

    I gave you the finger as we flew over but I’m not sure you saw me.

  2. icecycle66on 14 Jan 2010 at 7:51 am

    I’de like to punch both of them in all three faces.

  3. calebon 14 Jan 2010 at 8:36 am

    i voted for the duritz tattoo, since it’s clearly real and the human headed sheep is clearly fake.

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  5. You Just Made My List!on 14 Jan 2010 at 9:33 am

    SanFran – I felt a disturbance in the force.

    Caleb – I wish they were both fake, but I think the lamb is actually real.

  6. Tommyon 14 Jan 2010 at 11:50 am

    I’d eat the lamb….I’m not so sure I’d eat the douche

  7. kenon 14 Jan 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Is it really Adam Duritz? Or The Score’s Matt Spiegel? You decide:


  8. AlexandraJadeon 14 Jan 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Both of those are so fucked up.
    What is with the world today?!
    What happened to the good old days when Sheep looked like clouds with legs and human males dressed in a lovely suit and took us girls dancing?
    No wonder society is fucked!

  9. AngryLoneron 15 Jan 2010 at 5:06 pm

    I chose the tattoo, because the human/sheep love child, as disturbing as it is, had no choice in the matter…it was born that way. Whereas I’m pretty sure this straight edge douche was not born with a life-size Adam Duritz head on his back. Or huge holes in his earlobes, for that matter.

    Also, since I’ve never posted here, and might never post again, thanks Mr. List for being hilarious.

  10. You Just Made My List!on 15 Jan 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Loner – As this might be your only post, let me say hello and your welcome. I agree, I am very hilarious and awesome and handsome. Your decision making skills are dead on as well. You have past my test and my now take over the chocolate factory.

  11. SanFranon 15 Jan 2010 at 6:34 pm

    So, after careful consideration, I have determined that the Tattoo is far, far worse than the sheep guy creature. Clearly, the sheep is the product of a man-on-sheep situation, where the Duritz Doofus is just a self-imposed fucking retard.

    I’ve always felt that Tattoos are permanent reminders of a temporary feeling.

    However, if it was Tattootard who impregnated the sheep, I’d have to reconsider the entire issue, which could take some time.

  12. SanFranon 15 Jan 2010 at 6:51 pm

    So, I just did some more “research”… I think the whole straight edge thing is a drug-free lifestyle or something.

    Anyhow, don’t look at page 39 of the gallery at http://www.straightedgeink.com

    I told you not to do it, but NOOOOOO – you didn’t listen!

  13. fredon 07 Feb 2010 at 1:59 pm

    1) Why is the human head smiling?
    2) Are we sure that tattoo isn’t porn phenom Ron Jeremy?

  14. You Just Made My List!on 07 Feb 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Fred – Ron Jeremy is too classy to have that facial hair.