Jan 18 2010

These shitty ads!

Published by at 3:59 am under I Don't Get It

Who is coming up with this shit?

credit union 1 bus ad

If I am to believe this bus ad for Credit Union 1, I have to ignore everything I have learned from over 3 decades of pornographic magazines and movies. These credit union jerks actually want me to be impressed by this woman’s “figure!” They actually want men to get HORNY from this? I mean sure, I love to see a woman in a red blazer from Dress Barn (I am a man) but this angry mom is not doing it for me. I’m not saying she’s real-life ugly but she’s hot-girl-in-an-ad ugly. And these jokers want to be in charge of MY financial future?

wheels of chicago shit face ad

I don’t even know what to say about this billboard for Wheels of Chicago. The first time I saw it I was so bewildered that I accidentally kept driving until I woke up in an IHOP parking lot in Jackson Mississippi. I have no memory of driving there and could not tell you why I was no longer wearing pants. Luckily for you I got a solid C- in high school Spanish and should be able to translate this for you. Basically it says “Are you homeless? Do you smear your feces on your face? Bad credit? We don’t give a shit, we’ll sell you a car poo face!”

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12 comments so far

12 comments to “These shitty ads!”

  1. Paul in Saint Paulon 18 Jan 2010 at 10:09 am

    The woman in the red blazer looks like the disgraced royal Fergie after losing ten too many pounds. I would’ve hired Ice-T’s wife, Coco, instead: http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/icetcoco61.JPG

    Here’s a rough translation of what’s visible in the second ad with the man in semi-blackface and a fright wig:
    “Don’t give yourself a headache or spend money trying to fix that old car. $2500 for any car. Push it, pull it, or bring it however you can. … (Help?)ing working people. Support the economic stimulus plan.”

    http://www.wheelsofchicagoinc.com/index.htm#

    They’ll take any piece of shit you can haul in and apply $2500 to a trade.

  2. joeon 19 Jan 2010 at 7:49 am

    nah shes real life fugly dude. shes going bald for fuck sake. VOTE 4 COCO

  3. SuperSluton 19 Jan 2010 at 2:50 pm

    I prefer Listy’s translation of that second ad, but thanks anyway, Paul!

  4. You Just Made My List!on 19 Jan 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Anyone named “superslut” is a friend of mine.

  5. SuperSluton 19 Jan 2010 at 3:58 pm

    I am everyman’s friend. 😉 But especially yours, Listy~

  6. You Just Made My List!on 19 Jan 2010 at 4:27 pm

    Listy and SuperSlut sittin’ in a tree…

  7. skara mcfartyon 24 Jan 2010 at 10:14 am

    do yourself a favor and watch the ad in that dudes link..

  8. Kimon 02 Mar 2010 at 6:01 pm

    I am so upset by that car dealer’s ad! Are we really allowing Buckwheat pictures to sell cars? Does this not look like blackface? I hope people boycott this place.

  9. You Just Made My List!on 02 Mar 2010 at 7:31 pm

    Kim – Blackface was my first thought when driving by. Then I thought shitface. Turns out it’s from his crappy car exploding in his face. Either way, it sucks it a wonderfully shitface way.

  10. Jeffon 31 Mar 2010 at 11:07 am

    First time I saw that ‘lady’ in the Credit1 ads (the ‘figure’ ad isn’t the first in the series) I thought that it was a Credit Union for transsexuals. Seriously.

  11. wowon 29 Mar 2011 at 2:07 pm

    wow you know what way to say something about a real nice looking lady on the back of a bus! she is the nicest and prettiest lasy’s you will ever meet! I know her and she is caring and loving! Thanks for saying such crap about someone that you don’t even know.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 29 Mar 2011 at 3:27 pm

    wow – No need to thank me, you are welcome.