Jan 22 2010

McDonald’s Big Mac Snack Wrap!

Published by at 3:43 am under I Don't Get It

mcdonalds big mac snack wrap

Hey, who took a dump in my burrito?

Just when I thought it was impossible to make wraps suck any more, McDonald’s has decided to shove a Big Mac up my wrap hole. I’m picturing the people in charge of developing new “food” at McDonald’s slumped in their chairs and just sort of lazily tossing crap from the garbage onto a table and saying “Um, I don’t know, I guess I would eat it if I was forced to. Steve, what do you think? I’m too drunk to care.” What’s next? Big Mac milkshake? Just toss some chocolate chips on that sucker – BOOM – meat cookies!

I also really love it when food brags that it’s made from FOOD! Congratulations Big Mac, your beef is made from beef. Way to go Easy Cheese, you’re made from cheese. Honestly though, I think most Americans would be just as happy to eat a Big Mac if it advertised “Made with some meat.”

Ba da ba ba ba, I have violent diarrhea!

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12 comments so far

12 comments to “McDonald’s Big Mac Snack Wrap!”

  1. Jeffon 22 Jan 2010 at 5:00 am

    Nice – I wonder what the McDonaldland character will be for this product.

  2. Peteon 22 Jan 2010 at 7:38 am

    The character will be a drunken Homeless Hamburritoman.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 22 Jan 2010 at 8:16 am

    A drunken Homeless Hamburritoman who is constantly crapping his pants.

  4. SanFranon 22 Jan 2010 at 10:04 am

    McDonalds sucks – why do you subject yourself to such places?

    If it’s ‘research’ to entertain us with, carry on.

    If you actually thought you could get something tasty, good or otherwise classified as food, you need to seek the help of a professional.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 22 Jan 2010 at 10:59 am

    SanFran – Oh God, I didn’t order that wrapped turd. I would never allow a wrap to touch my precious lips. I found that photo online. I eat at McDonald’s about twice a year and every time I ask myself why?

  6. caseyon 22 Jan 2010 at 11:24 am

    it just tastes so good

  7. Jacobon 22 Jan 2010 at 2:20 pm

    McDonald’s is the shit! I don’t know anywhere else I can go at 3 am with 2.50 in my pocket and still drive off with delicious. That’s the first wrap I’ve honestly wanted to try too… I’d ask them to leave the meaty goodness uncut… mmmmmmm

  8. Jacobon 22 Jan 2010 at 2:21 pm

    hey……. what a minute! Aren’t there TWO beefy goodness patties in a big mac!?!? FUCK!!!

  9. kenon 22 Jan 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Have you tried one Listy??? They’re awesome!! It’s a Big Mac for those of us who gave up eating 700 calories in one burger (OK, except for the occasional Five Guys). All that yummy Big Mac goodness in a downsized version. I say kudos to McDonalds for coming up with it.

  10. Tony Jaguaron 22 Jan 2010 at 7:20 pm

    Gives me an urge that is contrary to swallowing. Yuck.

  11. Tony Jaguaron 24 Jan 2010 at 12:19 am

    I’m wondering if the Black Eyed Peas make you feel the same stuff I feel. I bet they do

  12. Brandonon 29 Jan 2010 at 8:41 pm

    It looks absolutely disgusting and very sad in terms of how much food you get. Not to mention whatever they put in Bic Mac’s always seems to give me McDiarrhea later. Worst marketing idea ever!