Mar 02 2010

The Olympics!

Published by at 3:20 am under I Don't Get It,Sucky TV

I hate the olympics

Am I the only person who hates the Olympics?

I used to like the Olympics when they held the winter and summer Olympics together every four years. It felt special and important, but now that we are treated to the Olympics every two years it just becomes annoying.

I especially hate the winter Olympics. Nothing sends my balls further into my body than god damn motherfucking figure skating! If I want to see men in tight pants manhandle Eastern European women wearing too much eye makeup, I would watch my own fantasies. I love it when the ice dancers get all “wacky” and do something silly and whimsical. OH BOY DO I LOVE ME SOME WHIMSY!

Let’s all hop in our time machines and take a trip back to 1990, when Microsoft released the exciting Windows 3.0 and C+C Music Factory was raping your ears with “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now).”

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9 comments so far

9 comments to “The Olympics!”

  1. Peteon 02 Mar 2010 at 7:33 am

    C+C still suck. That skater chick has a nice derriere, however. I hope the world gets hit by a meteor.

  2. Scotty Ton 02 Mar 2010 at 12:22 pm

    The Olympics are only good when there’s a solid, multi-national war as a backdrop and it becomes some unifying humanitarian event. Too bad Afghanistan’s bobsledding troupe didn’t cut it at the trials.

  3. billmigukon 02 Mar 2010 at 12:46 pm

    i hate the olympics, especially the winter olympics. there’s nothing awesome about a ginger-kid trying to look rad while he shreds his way down a frozen hill. and besides…i’m just a squirrel, trying to get a nut, to move yo’ butt…

  4. Bexxon 02 Mar 2010 at 1:03 pm

    OH MY GOD, did that really happen at the Olympics this year?! I knew there was a reason why I didn’t watch a single second of this crap. Christ, my eyeballs are burning!! I have to go stick my head in the toilet, hold on.

    OK, I’m back. No, you are not the only person who hates the Olympics. People kept expressing shock and horror when I revealed that I hadn’t watched a single moment of the winter Olympics this year, as if that makes me some kind of circus freak.

    I’d say the people in that video are the circus freaks.

    My friend Jason made this astute observation about the Olympics: “Is it me or is the winter olympics basically gravity, sharp things and lots of mad people?”

    They can have it; I don’t want it!!!

  5. icecycle66on 02 Mar 2010 at 6:25 pm

    I like the winnter olympics. All the coverage I saw was wonderful.

    Such as:
    Ginger kid smacked in face. (x-games but whatever)

    Ice skaters with no grace

    The world record setting most dead by the end of the race.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 02 Mar 2010 at 7:34 pm

    Icecycle – Yeah, it was a blood bath this year.

  7. hodanon 03 Mar 2010 at 1:27 am

    i’m proud to say i haven’t watched a single minute of this shit.

  8. CreatureofHabiton 03 Mar 2010 at 7:23 am

    I love the Olympics – especially the winter Olympics. I loathe the figure skating and I hate the ice dancing. What the fuck? If they are allowed ice dancing int eh winter games, I nominate ballroom dancing for the summer games. Ridiculous!

    If you’d watched the games this year, you would’ve seen an unprecedented amount of people eating shit. Everyone was falling and slipping in the rain. Thanks for ruining the Olympics climate change!

  9. jasonon 06 Mar 2010 at 11:29 pm

    except for their hockey team, canadians are fags.