Mar 04 2010

Fart!

Published by at 3:21 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

OK, here’s the situation, my parents went away on a week’s vacation and they left the keys to the brand new Porsche.

Sorry, those are the lyrics to Parents Just Don’t Understand. OK, here’s the REAL situation… I went out to dinner tonight, had a great time, drank some wine and now I don’t feel like writing about the topic I was planning for today. I would much rather eat beef jerky and watch Lost on the DVR, even though it will cause rage-induced vomiting from the lack of ANYTHING FUCKING HAPPENING! Why do I continue to watch this fucking show???

So, I will leave you with this. This is actual footage of the world ending. A friend (soon to be ex-friend) sent me this today and I felt like ruining your day too. I dare you to watch this all the way through until the end when things really get emotional. Did you ever wonder why Kurt Cobain killed himself?

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15 comments to “Fart!”

  1. Peteon 04 Mar 2010 at 7:28 am

    God must have read your post about cruise ships yesterday, because he totally mashed a cruise ship with a rogue wave in the mediterranean yesterday. Rogue waves kick ass.

    Oh, and when I say “God,” I mean the powers that be, or the invisible man in the sky of one’s preference

  2. billmigukon 04 Mar 2010 at 8:30 am

    thanks for ruining my life, listy. “smells like teen spirit” has always been one of my favorite songs, but now, thanks to this post i doubt i will ever be able to listen to it again without picturing this douchebag flouncing around on ice. what a horrible way to start my day. fucking hell, man.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 04 Mar 2010 at 9:05 am

    Pete – Or, maybe I’M GOD! Watch your back, Guy Fieri.

  4. Jeffon 04 Mar 2010 at 9:32 am

    How is that any different from what you and your ‘flannel friends’ used to do on skateboards in 1991?

    “Not much” are the words you are looking for.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 04 Mar 2010 at 10:01 am

    Jeff – Yes, this is EXACTLY the same as skateboarding on a half pipe.

  6. rachelon 04 Mar 2010 at 11:51 am

    .. is this a tease from the latest Christopher Guest Mock-u-mentary about figure skating??

    since poor Kurt isn’t around to see this, can we make sure that it somehow gets to Dave Grohl??

  7. Jeromeon 04 Mar 2010 at 3:56 pm

    I hate you so much for exposing me to that. I just tried to open my king size Snickers and no longer had the strength or IQ to get the job done.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 04 Mar 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Jerome – I am truly sorry. I will give you my friend’s home address so you can slap him.

  9. JulieJulieJulieon 04 Mar 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Wait wait wait–you like Lost? Patience, grasshopper–I think we’re going to start seeing some things happen. I’m only saying that because if we don’t, I’m going to throw my TV out the window and that would make me sad because it’s a big flatscreen and cost me a lot of money. Also because I’ve thrown away five years of TV watching, and post-show pondering which of course I’ll never get back…

  10. You Just Made My List!on 04 Mar 2010 at 5:27 pm

    Julie X 3 – I hate lost but I watch because I’ve made it this far and I WANT ANSWERS. This season is the biggest steaming pile of homeless shit they have ever delivered. I promise you this… the “answers” they keep promising will be a total letdown. The writers have never had an exit strategy. FUCK!

  11. Jeffon 04 Mar 2010 at 7:27 pm

    Done with Lost – but you know this skating video is great in so many ways.

    I mean the guy did a triple-jump AND an Arabian in *jeans*. Surely that trumps anything you could do on the half-pipe or in a ‘mosh’ pit…

  12. Alessaon 04 Mar 2010 at 11:30 pm

    I can say with zero exaggeration that I died a little inside as I watched this. Actually, I died a lot inside. You killed a part of me.

    Jeff- No matter how awesome the actual skating was(n’t), that doesn’t justify the skating equivalent of taking a dump on Kurt’s grave.

  13. Jeffon 06 Mar 2010 at 3:13 am

    Professional ice skaters are a much, much closer artistic relation to rock band singers than most people are willing to admit.

    Face it, you think a guy who wore makeup on stage is pretty awesome.

  14. You Just Made My List!on 06 Mar 2010 at 11:16 am

    Oh Jeff, you really are the best ever. There is no subject you can’t find a way to be on the other side of. It is truly a gift.

  15. jasonon 06 Mar 2010 at 11:34 pm

    after watching this faggotry, i light my candles, in a daze.