Mar 05 2010

Whoops!

Published by at 9:47 am under Awesome!

I accidentally got drunk last night. I didn’t mean to and now I feel like Guy Fieri’s butthole.

I wanted to write about the fucking annoying old lady in the Resolve Bright and White commercial but I can’t find a clip. Shouldn’t everything be on the internet by now?

So please accept my deepest apologies and then shut up and watch this. I know it’s not new but it’s awesome (like me).

“Oh my god, you’re my totally fuckin’ like favorite.”

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9 comments to “Whoops!”

  1. ben droveron 05 Mar 2010 at 10:36 am

    My oh my, Listy, you are just phoning them in now, huh?
    hilarious never the less.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 05 Mar 2010 at 10:43 am

    Cut me some slack! I feel like death and it just took me 45 minutes to peel an orange.

  3. Paul in Saint Paulon 06 Mar 2010 at 10:21 am

    I think you should bone up on your history to make sure that you’re fully prepared the next time you accidentally get drunk. I suggest the Cherokee Trail of Tears or perhaps the Monroe Doctrine as broad topics for you to work with. I would buy you a beer or twelve to hear your perspectives.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 06 Mar 2010 at 11:18 am

    Paul – Sadly, I don’t know if I remember enough details while sober.

  5. icecycle66on 06 Mar 2010 at 2:55 pm

    This si the perfect opportunity for everybody to tell you how you should get over your hangover. Where the hell is everyone.
    Crap like eat a double boiled egg fried in bacon fat.

    Or Take 20 deepbreaths every half hour.

    or sit in a cold sohwer with winter clothes on

    or have sex with that ugly person from the bar again while you’re sober so that you feel worse about that than the hangover.

    (I know I’m late, screw off)

  6. Paul in Saint Paulon 06 Mar 2010 at 6:58 pm

    You can glance at a children’s picture book when memory fails. I’m sure you can find someone to turn pages on a drunken cue that will appear as a strange tic onscreen. Think of this as the drunken history fluffer. I want to hear your version of the heartbreaking tale of Princess Ka’iulani, who got fucked out of the Hawaiian monarchy when the U.S. took over the islands for good. We read this, http://www.amazon.com/Last-Princess-Story-Kaiulani-Hawaii/dp/0688180205/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1267923309&sr=1-2 ,
    in class, and the kids’ pronunciations of the long Hawaiian names had everyone belly laughing. And they weren’t even drunk!

  7. Munchieson 07 Mar 2010 at 3:02 am

    I just saw a commercial for some new show called “minute to win it” and I’m hoping you’ll be writing about it soon.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 07 Mar 2010 at 8:30 am

    Paul – You should film them retelling the story sober. Kids sort of act like drunks anyway, it could work.

    Munchies – Saw it during SNL. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED!

  9. Laurenon 07 Mar 2010 at 1:55 pm

    That commercial is awesome. Rock on.