Mar 16 2010

Magnifying mirrors!

Published by at 3:20 am under Why?!?

magnifying mirrors

We’ve all been there. You’re staying at a hotel with one of those wall-mounted mirrors and you decided to extend it from the wall and take a look at yourself. You think, “Not too shabby, I’d fuck me. I would give myself a handjob at the very least.” This is where the story should end, but we all have that sick fascination with the other side of the mirror. The evil side. The dark side. You know the outcome of this little experiment of yours and yet you still take your dumb hand and flip the mirror over to reveal the most disgusting thing you have ever seen… your own face!

Suddenly a combination of Mackenzie Phillips and Edward James Olmos is staring back at you and every zit you have ever had in your entire life is visible again. Hey look, there’s that zit that ruined prom! Every pore looks like a cat’s butthole and your eyes look like rivers of blood held in place by spaghetti.

The nightmare is far from over though. A sane person would push the mirror away, allowing it to smash against the wall, but you are drawn to this horror show like a fly to shit. Oh no my friend, you lean in for a closer look. Sicko.

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7 comments to “Magnifying mirrors!”

  1. Xinaon 16 Mar 2010 at 9:02 am

    I once plucked my eyebrows down to a single line of hairs because of one of those damn mirrors.

  2. Scotty Ton 16 Mar 2010 at 10:59 am

    They’re used to cut rock. Most of them come with 1/2 off coupons for Arm & Hammer.

  3. SuperSluton 16 Mar 2010 at 12:51 pm

    I love those mirrors. They just magnify my perfection. Sorry Listy, I guess we can’t all be born with flawless complexions.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 16 Mar 2010 at 5:04 pm

    SuperSLut – Oh yeah, I should have mentioned that I don’t like them because they make my handsome face TOO handsome. I can only take so much. Also, they are good for looking at your penis.

  5. SuperSluton 16 Mar 2010 at 10:03 pm

    btw, i just noticed an older post where i was accused of being a xina doppelganger and was also threatened with anal rape by joe with added imagery from the ever-supportive feminist sister sara. my sphincter puckered in disgust! listy, these people need help. further, these people need to get laid. (a problem SuperSlut doesn’t have because she’s not a freakish internet lurker who likes to threaten strangers with the ultra-violence). now, let me get back to admiring my stunning beauty in my magnifying mirror. come join me, listy!

  6. You Just Made My List!on 16 Mar 2010 at 11:46 pm

    SuperSlut – I can’t control Joe, and nobody has been threatened with more rape by Joe than me.

  7. Tommyon 17 Mar 2010 at 12:26 am

    keep drinkin it up drunkie