Mar 22 2010

Fly porn!

Published by at 3:28 am under Awesome!

go fir it

All I do on this website is bitch and bitch and bitch (for good reason) but sometimes you witness something so beautiful it stops you dead in your tracks and for one brief moment all is right in the world. Perhaps you see a baby bunny hopping across a field. Maybe it’s the innocent smile of a child. Sometimes it’s the tiniest things that make you feel the warmth of the universe around you, like one fly banging the crap out of another fly.

Not only was I lucky enough to witness this act of love, I was lucky enough to snap a photo on my phone before the little guy finished up and started making excuses about a big meeting he had in the morning. Ladies, you know what I’m talking about? MEN!

The point is, there is nothing more magnificent than watching a fly do it doggie style. I’ve seen the Grand Canyon and it is nothing more than a crack in the sidewalk compared to the love-making I witnessed today. This fly took his time and knew what the hell he was doing too. You men out there could learn a thing or two from this little shit-eater. He was stroking her hair, kissing her wings and smacking her ass with that teenie tiny little hand of his. It was… I’m speechless.

God bless us all.

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14 comments so far

14 comments to “Fly porn!”

  1. Edon 22 Mar 2010 at 7:52 am

    wtf?
    Where was that photo taken, from space?
    Is this one of those things where I am supposed to squint and all will be revealed?
    I and others I’m sure would have loved the chance to see the superfly in action.
    Your killing me with that photo.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 22 Mar 2010 at 8:02 am

    Ed – They are making sweet love on a rusty pole. The blue in the background is not the void of space but rather it’s a recycling container. Romantic.

  3. Tommyon 22 Mar 2010 at 11:01 am

    You missed your calling as a nature documentarian lister

  4. Smiffion 22 Mar 2010 at 12:07 pm

    Hi all. today i discovered this site while googling “who the fuck are th kardashians?” i finally feel i have found people who share my opinions and plain rage and the need to rant about it, i love it. i can only see 1 thing missing, kareoke hatred, i fuckin hate kareoke. why would i wanna go to a bar n listen to some dumb fuck on benefits drunkenly singing some bullshit song that i hate, or even worse, killing a song that i love. as i type, my neighbour has her kareoke on. some prick got it her around xmas and now every time i sit down to chill she fuckin starts screamin the lyrics to songs she clearly doesnt know the tune to. the resulting sound is 1 not unlike a warthog getting gang raped my some screamin monkey alien things. shes now wailing sweet child of mine and i think a blood vessell has popped in my head and i think i might kill someone today!!! i usually drown her out with my music but im in recovery from the weekend ive just returned home from my head is spinnin n i am not in the mood for kare fucki oke.
    hope my random and unrelated rant doesnt bother u all, i feel better now.

  5. Smiffion 22 Mar 2010 at 12:10 pm

    nice 1 on the fly porn anyway, i bet they were makin some mad sex noises

  6. Christineon 22 Mar 2010 at 1:33 pm

    I think it’s spelled “karaoke”.

  7. Candyon 22 Mar 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Listy: Wow. I’m speechless.

    Smiffi: get your own damned blog!

  8. icecycle66on 22 Mar 2010 at 5:27 pm

    She looks lucky as hell, that dude fly looks to be hung about like a tic-tac yo. Daaaaaamn all the ladies say, “Holla”.

  9. Smiffion 23 Mar 2010 at 6:40 am

    christine the pedantic mother f pointin out spellin mistakes lol. i mite not be able 2 spell but i can rant like the rest of ya!!

  10. Christineon 23 Mar 2010 at 4:41 pm

    I don’t even know what this means: “christine the pedantic mother f pointin out spellin mistakes lol.” My guess at a translation is: you have a tiny dick. Just guessing.

  11. You Just Made My List!on 23 Mar 2010 at 4:46 pm

    I LOVE it when people fight in the comments. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

  12. Christineon 23 Mar 2010 at 5:00 pm

    To quote Fight Club:
    “I’ll bring us through this. As always. I’ll carry you – kicking and screaming – and in the end you’ll thank me. “

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    ohhhhhhhhh i jizzed

  14. Bobcatson 28 Mar 2010 at 1:52 pm

    This is literally the most hilarious thing you have ever posted.

    Bravo.