Mar 30 2010

Anthony Gargiula!

Anthony Gargiula

If you were like me, you’d be more awesome. You would also have no idea who the fuck this creepy little twerp is. That is until now, the moment when I proudly ruin your life.

I can’t stomach children who act like adults and I especially can’t stand kids who act like the kind of adults you would like to hit in the balls with a shovel. More often than not, “performer” kids end up fulfilling this role. While most kids are setting crap on fire and punching each other in a kickass Kung-Fu fashion, these horrifying turds are jazz-handsing their way to a life of Bedazzled vests and cats named “Lady Precious.” I’m not talking about the normal brand of show choir nerd, I’m talking about weirdos like this Anthony Gargiula who try to eye-fuck you while singing “Sexual Healing” at Six Flags. I just want to eat this fried dough in peace, so please stop making love to my ears and go check your Underoos for poopies.

Good luck making it through these clips without digging your eyes out and jamming them into your ears.

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    22 comments to “Anthony Gargiula!”

    1. Jim Joneson 30 Mar 2010 at 4:21 am

      If the kid could actually sing it would be one thing, but I could make better tunes come out my ass. This kid is gonna grow up owning a motel and taking care of “mother.”

    2. Jim Joneson 30 Mar 2010 at 6:23 am

      …and his eyes look like Damien

    3. Paul in Saint Paulon 30 Mar 2010 at 6:54 am

      The phenomenon of American Idol and its celebration of strident, hollow singing could only end in this.

    4. Amy Louiseon 30 Mar 2010 at 7:04 am

      a·bom·i·na·tion 

      –noun

      1.anything abominable; anything greatly disliked or abhorred.

      2.intense aversion or loathing; detestation

      3.a vile, shameful, or detestable action, condition, habit, etc.: Spitting in public is an abomination

    5. billmigukon 30 Mar 2010 at 7:15 am

      i’ll give you 10 to 1 odds that this pant load was home schooled…i hate these pretentious little turds whose parents claim they have some “special” gift to offer the world…what’s worse than kids that act like adults? parents that encourage it…fucking morons

    6. rachelon 30 Mar 2010 at 8:45 am

      that was a little pitchy for me, dog. and F*cking creepy.

    7. FFAFon 30 Mar 2010 at 8:50 am

      Totally was home-schooled!!! good call bill.

    8. Andraon 30 Mar 2010 at 9:02 am

      “a life of Bedazzled vests and cats named “Lady Precious.” ”

      Hilarious and true, but mostly just sad

    9. Mr. Kickerson 30 Mar 2010 at 11:33 am

      The kid has an interest in something and I understand that the parents have supported that, but why would they take it to this level? It is sickening. I bet the parents are the truly F*-ed up people in this story. The kid doesn’t know any better. Shouldn’t family services step in to save this kid from becoming even more of a delusional weirdo. I agree with Listy. Nothing is more unsettling than when you see children performers bust out learned adult moves, or canned responses. I recall an old Dakota Fanning interview where she gushed about how “giving and generous Tom Cruise was as an actor in the scenes they had together”. How does an 8 year-old pull this crap out of her ass? Just like this kid’s nods and gestures in the video. Creepy. You need a new web site called “You Just Gave Me Night Terrors”.

    10. Saraon 30 Mar 2010 at 2:45 pm

      Those poor kids just came to make a handprint ashtray for grandpap and that 8 year old is gyrating in their little cherub faces. I like the one little boy who came over and gave back the head shot, no thanks bro.

    11. Alessaon 30 Mar 2010 at 3:56 pm

      Does anyone else think this kid looks like a little version of Clay Aiken? He just has that face. Ugh.

      I get that he has an ‘ability,’ but the parents shouldn’t be letting him do all this. I’m sure his TV appearance will make his ego bounce right out of his head. He’s gonna be such a conceited little shit when he grows up, I can tell already.

    12. Yubberson 31 Mar 2010 at 4:40 am

      When I write my suicide note I’m confident the word “Listy” will be in there somewhere, along with “made me do it.”

    13. pigdooron 31 Mar 2010 at 5:13 pm

      is it wrong to want to murder a child?

    14. Jonathanon 02 Apr 2010 at 11:11 am

      He’s doomed to a life of wedgies and ostracization. Thanks Mom and Dad!

      The most disturbing part was him signing a bunch of pictures, as if the drooling 7-year-olds he’s giving them to even give a rat’s ass.

      No, wait, the most disturbing part was his evil possession eyes.

      No, it was his demonic cackling.

      No, it was — DAMN, I can’t decide what the worst part of this is.

    15. Ginormagantuan......on 08 Apr 2010 at 2:40 pm

      I actually feel bad for the kid, nothing to see here people! just another effeminate kid who loves to talk with a lisp and exaggerated flamboyant mannerisms; in other words, the kid will grow up to love the cock….. sorry to break it to you all, seen it happen waaaaaayyy too many times. One of my brother’s cousins acted like this when we were about 10 or so and i kept telling my mom that mother fucker was going to turn out gay!!!!! and whadda you know!? big fucking tranny! people do not want to believe it when it is a kid but you can tell early on a ghey’s a ghey’sa ghey’sa ghey!!!!! they are born like that. HAHAHAHA i would hate to have a fruity fuck of a son like that! imagine the shame!!!!!

    16. You Just Made My List!on 08 Apr 2010 at 2:44 pm

      I have no problem with gay people but I object to kids who act like this, whatever THIS is.

    17. bearcatracoonfoxon 11 Apr 2010 at 3:16 pm

      First off -Ginormagantuan- You should go look in the mirror and spit on your own face. You’re only afraid of that kid because you secretly want to fuck him yourself. Don’t be fucking homophobe asshole.

      Secondly- After watching these videos I had to start cutting to mask the pain. There is definitely a stage mom or dad behind this and it’s alright if a kid wants to sing but teaching him to eyeball the cameras and make flamboyant gestures is just weird. People shouldn’t act sexual until after puberty. There are some priests jacking off to these videos for sure too.

    18. Ginormagantuanon 13 Apr 2010 at 3:11 am

      LOL, bearcatcoonfox is obviously a fudgepacker, nothing wrong with gays, just pointing out the obvious, can’t you tell by how this kid acts even when not “performing” flamboyant little sissy. I don’t see how you concluded that me pointing out that this kid is an obvious future lover of the pole smkoing all of a sudden makes me want him? WTF if anything you are the fucking sich fuck who thought of that to begin with. People are so blind to knowing when a kid is an obvious faggot and try to dismiss it by saying “kids don’t know about se and ebing gay” yeah… okay, when i was 10 i was not prancing around singing like a fucking eunuch, i was too busy checking out titties already! loved em’ always have! cuz guess what!? even at an early age we already know what we are attracted to more, and this kid here no way is gonna end up a stud. Nothing wrong with it though….. i mean it’s his butthole not mine, his choice i guess…….

    19. conflictdiamondon 30 Oct 2010 at 11:56 pm

      Sweet fucking jesus. The last thing I needed keeping me awake screaming tonight was images of this pre-pre-pubescent Justin Beiber wannabe caterwauling and be-bopping around a stage. Shame on you, Listy, for putting this in my head. And shame on syrupy sweet grown ups for pandering to this shit and putting the kid on tv. Shaaaaaamme. That is all.

    20. Laurenon 05 Dec 2010 at 9:09 pm

      To top it off Ann Curry is a condescending cunt bitch don’t ask the SAME question after he already answered it and yeah the wink was just bizarroville.

    21. Laurenon 18 Jan 2011 at 10:28 pm

      Omg… fuck this. The first minute of the first video ruined my ears. This kid is creepy.

    22. BluntMuffinon 20 Mar 2011 at 11:07 pm

      When he hits puberty, that voice will be dead and gone. Then I can stitch my ears back on. And just look at the kid! He’s trying to be Justin Fucking Bieber!