Mar 31 2010
How to “churn the butter”
Step one – Be white.
Step two – Drink two beers (preferably light beer).
Step three – Place upper teeth over bottom lip.
Step four – Think it’s 1989.
Step five – Extend arms from body and move them in circles (preferably not in rhythm to the shitty music playing at your lame office party).
Step six – Look around office party proudly, for you are now the funniest guy in Mergers and Acquisitions.
Step seven – Poop out what little dignity you have left and give up on life*
*If you are male, now is a good time to get adjusted to the new vagina in your Dockers.
These kids think churning butter is funny. These kids are wrong.
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