May 12 2010

People who smoke while riding bikes!

Published by at 3:13 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

smoking while riding a bicycle

Not much to say about this other than it grosses me out to see someone smoking while riding a bike. Actually, as a non-smoker, smoking in general is pretty repulsive to me but there’s something so wrong about a person smoking while bicycling. Your lungs must be like, “hey asshole, I’m working here.”

Not only did I see someone smoking on a bike today, I also watched some lady smoke on her way into the gym. Yeah, she was literally sucking it down seconds before walking in the gym door. Why not drink a beer and eat some bacon while punishing that sweatsuit of yours?

Wow, I sure talk about bikes a lot. It’s probably because my parents never loved me enough to get me a BMX bike. I was stuck with a YELLOW stingray. Pathetic.

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31 comments to “People who smoke while riding bikes!”

  1. You just did not make my liston 12 May 2010 at 5:55 am

    Wow. What a boring entry. With this post you dropped off my list of websites with interesting (or funny) things to say.

    As a non-smoker as well, how I long for the pre hypochondria days when smoking wasn’t a cardinal sin that warranted complaints because it was done in public.

  2. Peteon 12 May 2010 at 7:29 am

    That chick looks pretty good from behind though. I’d give her lungs a workout, too.

  3. Saraon 12 May 2010 at 7:40 am

    With gas AND cigerette prices lately?!?
    She made her choice.

  4. Jim Joneson 12 May 2010 at 7:51 am

    Maybe she’s trying to kill herself; lung cancer or heart attack!?!?!?!

  5. Yours Trulyon 12 May 2010 at 8:07 am

    “…how I long for the pre hypochondria days when smoking wasn’t a cardinal sin that warranted complaints because it was done in public.”

    Just as I long for the days when doctors would prescribe cigarettes to pregnant women.

  6. You just did not make my liston 12 May 2010 at 8:25 am

    # Yours Truly: that’s what I’m talking about! I mean, since when did cigarettes become so evil!

    They help keep chicks nice and trim, and in combination with biking they can probably help women achieve the ass of the chick on the picture.

  7. calebon 12 May 2010 at 8:54 am

    i’m with Listy. smoking is stupid & gross. i understand that everyone has a right to their own vices (i certainly have mine), but once you watch a loved one die a slow painful death from lung cancer it’s kinda hard not to be disgusted by it.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 12 May 2010 at 9:10 am

    You just did not make my list – Blow me. First of all, let me say this, I had to make a choice last night… have sex or blog. I’m proud of my choice to get laid and blow off this dumb website. Secondly, I didn’t say anything about smoking being evil and I never said people shouldn’t do it in public you ass. Clearly I’m saying smoking while exercising is what grosses me out. Thirdly, I agree, you shouldn’t waste your time reading blogs. Lastly, Blow me some more.

  9. You just did not make my liston 12 May 2010 at 9:27 am

    # You Just Made My List! –
    Firstly: why are you asking me to blow you if you had sex last night? Secondly: I never said I shouldn’t waste my time reading blogs you twat. I enjoy wasting my time. Thirdly: bad choice last night – next time blog, that way you’ll save you’re hard earned cash.

  10. Saraon 12 May 2010 at 9:39 am

    “Smoking doesnt have to be bad for you, check out the warnings on the packs This one says “Low Birth Weight” Found my brand! Just don’t get the ones that say “lung cancer,” you know. Shop around. It is your body.”

    -Bill Hicks

  11. You Just Made My List!on 12 May 2010 at 9:39 am

    You just did not make my list – Such good zingers!

    That’s it everyone, I’m quitting the site and giving it over to this guy. He clearly is more creative than me, he’s funnier than me and he obviously has the ability to write interesting and hilarious things 5 days a week.

    I mean did you see the way he implied that I PAID for sex last night? Holy shit, I did not see that one coming. I had to read it 3 times before I figured it out, but when I did I knew I had been faced to the max! Just look at the way he took the name of my site and turned it around on me… “You just did NOT make my list.” OMG, I was LOLing and LMAOing all over the place when I read that. I deserved everything he sent my way.

    So everyone, please welcome your NEW Listy!

    Best of luck!

  12. Micheleon 12 May 2010 at 10:16 am

    That’s almost as bad as smoking on the beach…

  13. You just did not make my liston 12 May 2010 at 10:22 am

    # You Just Made My List! – of course I could write funnier and more interesting things. If I were in the position of making millions blogging like you I’d blog my ass off.

    Man – you used to have decent entries but now… it’s like it all went to your head and it’s only about the money now.

  14. You Just Made My List!on 12 May 2010 at 10:29 am

    You just did not make my list – Money? From this site? Wow, you’re dumber than I thought.

    Why would you continue to visit a website that you hate? Go start your own superior blog.

  15. You just did not make my liston 12 May 2010 at 10:46 am

    # You Just Made My List! –
    “Why would you continue to visit a website that you hate?” : to go to the archives. They’re OK.

  16. calebon 12 May 2010 at 10:50 am

    If you two don’t cut it out right now, i will TURN THIS CAR AROUND!

  17. Paul in Saint Paulon 12 May 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Shit, I put up with bitchy 12-year-old girls doing their damnedest to make each other cry all fucking day and now I get the same shit on this blog.

    Listman, ignore her. There’s no such thing as a frenemy and there’s no use wasting time on enemies. The next time this happens, neither one of you is going on the roller skating field trip.

    Back to the actual blog: years ago in France I witnessed people swimming laps. A couple kept a lit cigarette in an ashtray at one end of the pool at the edge of the deck and would stop and hang on the gutter to take a few drags before setting off for another lap. Only a French person could pull this off, and really it wouldn’t work nowadays. It was something to behold, though.

  18. You Just Made My List!on 12 May 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Paul – That’s CRAZY, but somehow seems classy if it was in France.

  19. Adion 12 May 2010 at 1:57 pm

    You could probably have pulled it off back in “the day” when everyone smoked, but i agree there is something intangible that makes it look sort of dense.

  20. utter_scoundrelon 12 May 2010 at 2:53 pm

    I have seen joggers cool down after a long, exhausting sweaty run by lighting up a cigarette and wondered, “Why?”

  21. calebon 12 May 2010 at 4:39 pm

    the “runner’s high” + buzz caused by lack of oxygen/nicotine in the cigarette must = an awesome feeling for about 2 minutes. then you probably start coughing your guts out.

  22. Yours Trulyon 12 May 2010 at 4:47 pm


    I missed the name calling fight! Fuck going to work, I fucking always miss the fights! AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Yours Trulyon 12 May 2010 at 4:48 pm


  24. UltimateChaseon 12 May 2010 at 7:10 pm

    You know, as a smoker and a generally unhealthy person I actually find it kind of gratifying to see someone smoking and riding a bike. It makes me think that if that person is smoking while they ride a bike, it means that they’re not riding it for health reasons but because they just don’t have any other way of getting around. They don’t think they’re better than anybody by riding a bike, they’re just trying to get somewhere. Besides hipster idiot jerks, I think the worst kind of person who rides a bicycle is the health nut. So unless the smoking biker has an ironic mustache and retard emo hair and an ugly sweater, I actually feel pretty good when I see them ride by.

  25. billmigukon 13 May 2010 at 8:32 am

    I resent my parents for not buying me a BMX bike too. Instead, I got a $20 yard sale bike when I was eight…a metallic green Roadrunner (Stingray knock-off, perhaps??) with a flower-covered banana seat. Thanks a bunch, dad! What?….couldn’t find a pink one? Fucking hell, man….

  26. Tommyon 13 May 2010 at 12:33 pm

    I remember when I got a custom GT for Christmas. I got RAD with that shit (almost killed myself). I used to smoke. I used to like to have a smoke after a nice workout. I never was much of a coughing smoker.

  27. aon 14 May 2010 at 2:38 pm

    I smoke and workout at the same time.

  28. CreatureofHabiton 15 May 2010 at 12:06 pm

    Meh, smoking IS fucking gross. But I agree w/ UltimateChase…. I’d rather see someone like that lady smoking and riding a bike than a dufus in all that fucking bike garb (fine – you sold me on the need for the padded shorts, but you do NOT need that dumb ass shirt) going to work like they’re in the Tour de fucking France. Who do those people think they are? Get over yourself bike man!

  29. You Just Made My List!on 15 May 2010 at 12:16 pm

    And why must they wear the tiny hats?

  30. Carolon 17 Sep 2011 at 11:23 am

    I would like to see her dangling that cigarette while riding the bike. Sexy!

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