May 17 2010

God, for killing Ronnie James Dio! (also, Old Style beer)

Published by at 3:33 am under Why?!?

Ronnie James Dio dead

OK, you win God, big fucking deal. Great, you killed your arch rival, Ronnie James Dio. It’s bad enough that I got drunk on Old Style beer today at a baseball game (awesome seats, thanks Joey) but then I have to come home to this shit?

And let me tell you this, if one person says anything about this being a weak post I will literally hunt you down Rambo-style and kill you with my bare hands. As I write this I have such an incredible headache that I can barely keep my eyes open. Take me lord! Kill me and give the world Ronnie James Dio in return.

Best song ever (fuck you Beatles)

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10 comments to “God, for killing Ronnie James Dio! (also, Old Style beer)”

  1. billmigukon 17 May 2010 at 5:13 am

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Amy Louiseon 17 May 2010 at 6:44 am

    I know! It’s simply horrible. I’ve had “Rainbow in the Dark” playing in my head non stop since i heard the news 🙁
    He was possibly one of the ‘nicest’ people alive and that’s aside from all the musical genius awesome changed my life stuff- THAT i can’t even bare to think about…

    Over the rainbow ‘lil dude- R.I.P.

  3. Peteon 17 May 2010 at 7:29 am

    Man on the Silver Mountain, Holy Diver, Last in Line, Rainbow in the Dark…Ronnie James Dio will always get me thrusting my devil horns into the air.

    See my obit at http://www.aintitbalenews.com today

  4. You Just Made My List!on 17 May 2010 at 9:29 am

    The best thing about Ronnie James Dio is that if you turn the “DIO” logo upside-down is spells “DEVIL”

    A W E S O M E !

  5. Joeyon 17 May 2010 at 11:22 am

    He has songs of wildebeests and angels.
    He has soared on the wings of a demon!

    By the way, I don’t think it was the Old Style. I think it was when you “accidently” ordered a round of Bud Lights!

  6. You Just Made My List!on 17 May 2010 at 12:28 pm

    I blame you Joey. You should have seen that I was in no state of mind to be trusted with such a big task. You should have slapped me across the face and knocked the money out of my hands.

    Hail Satan.

  7. Ericaon 17 May 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Oh god, I know…my husband is heartbroken! I read this yesterday to him and he looked like he was going to cry. Ronnie James Dio was a great talent and I agree if anyone says anything shitty about this FUCK YOU!

    God, why couldn’t you take Ke$ha or Beiber…or another talentless fuck that gets churned out today???

  8. Jim Joneson 17 May 2010 at 8:14 pm

    WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GOOD ONES!!!!! Fuck why can’t it be some worthless musician.

  9. Alessaon 17 May 2010 at 10:19 pm

    My dad and I are nothing short of heartbroken. Even worse, today I asked several people if they had heard about Ronnie James Dio and nobody knew who he was. These are sad times we live in, indeed.

  10. anarchoreon 22 May 2010 at 11:16 am

    Go to hell God.. and the Mayo Clinic and the chemo industry can go to blazes too.