May 20 2010

Two handed swords (are awesome and necessary)!

Published by at 8:26 am under Awesome!

If you are like me, you have often wondered what to do if attacked by cowboy boots filled with meat!

Even though the current sword fighting fad is mostly driven by hipsters who have grown bored of their fixed gear bikes and mustaches, one can no longer leave the house unprepared. Just yesterday I was challenged to a sword fight on my way to the post office and, like a fool, I was standing there without any weapon other than my messenger bag which I was forced to throw at the swordsman like an old lady throwing her purse! I immediately came home and web surfed the world wide web for “best swords stab slice crush awesome dungeon overweight” and found this. Perfect!

    7 comments so far

    7 comments to “Two handed swords (are awesome and necessary)!”

    1. Saraon 20 May 2010 at 9:06 am

      you went to the POST OFFICE unarmed!?!?

      (upfront apology for severely dated joke)

    2. Jonathanon 20 May 2010 at 9:25 am

      Wait, hipsters are now into sword fighting? Why? Because it’s ironic, since only ren-fest people do it? I guess all we can do is hope they all decapitate each other.

    3. SanFranon 20 May 2010 at 9:31 am

      There’s nothing awkward or clumsy about this awesome post!

    4. Tommyon 20 May 2010 at 4:08 pm

      Is this guy the man or what?

    5. You Just Made My List!on 20 May 2010 at 4:12 pm

      Tommy, this guy is more than a man, he’s a GOD!

    6. Peteon 21 May 2010 at 7:34 am

      You wanna see a good, funny, recent commercial? Go to youtube and search “Gorilla drums Phil Collins.”

      Then watch Slayer on Kimmel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwEEwm6tKGk

    7. You Just Made My List!on 21 May 2010 at 8:42 am

      Pete – I’ve seen that gorilla commercial before, it’s insane.

      Slayer is still pretty bad ass for sure. If you want the other extreme of heavy I highly recommend The Abominable Iron Sloth! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOC3k9xZO5I