Jun 11 2010

Veronica Robinson for breastfeeding her 8-year-old!

Published by at 3:13 am under Why?!?

veronica robinson breastfeeding her 8-year-old

Veronica Robinson can try and wrap this madness up in her cute little Harry Potter accent, but this insanity is straight up Deliverance banjo-picking-butt-fucking territory!

Mrs. Robinson (hmmmm, interesting) believes her children should decide on their own at what age to stop sucking milk out of her body. Really? I guess that’s because children make such good decisions on their own. Most of my brilliant decisions around the age of 8 involved setting things on fire or falling off things. If you want to put it in food terms, my 8-year-old brain would happily tell my 8-year-old mouth to eat an entire box of Cap’n Crunch until my gums were bleeding.

This nut actually says, with a straight face, that her children can’t breastfeed forever because eventually they have to go to college and/or get married. I have news for you, marriage is not in your daughter’s futures and judging from the pictures they like to draw of your tits the best they can hope for is a life in fetish porn.

I think her daughter sums it up best when she says she would “rather have lots of breast milk than a million melons.” I think her other daughter sums it up even better when she says, “Mmmmm…grunt…swallow.”

What the fucking fuck?

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30 comments so far

30 comments to “Veronica Robinson for breastfeeding her 8-year-old!”

  1. Amy Louiseon 11 Jun 2010 at 5:09 am

    so gross. My hangover just peaked- barf

  2. Jim Joneson 11 Jun 2010 at 6:25 am

    That is totally FUCKED UP!!! I know that I would want to breast feed until I was ready to go off to college. Just think about when (IF) the girls do get married and them and their husband come over for Christmas dinner; “Here honey, would you like some of Mom’s tit?”

  3. CreatureofHabiton 11 Jun 2010 at 6:51 am

    Jesus H. Christ. I’m fucking scarred for life now. Thanks.

  4. Yours Trulyon 11 Jun 2010 at 7:46 am

    This was probably just a way for her to get on T.V. since everyone got tired of single mom’s with dozens of kids. Expect to see other wacky mom’s come forward trying to upstage her: “Oh yeah? Well, MY son is 37 and lives in my basement, and I’m STILL breastfeeding him! Can I have my own show now?”

  5. Saraon 11 Jun 2010 at 7:53 am

    Jim: are you saying she’d offer the new husband her tit? That would be an interesting christmas gift.

    Did anyone see Precious when Monique is saying how she breast fed her till she was 3 because the father was still drinking it. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    My son lost interest around 9 months when he realized with a bottle he could eat AND get into shit at the same time.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAVVUFYiglU

  6. You Just Made My List!on 11 Jun 2010 at 8:00 am

    Sara – When I’m confronted with a breast I pretty much have the same technique as that baby. My motions become uncontrolled and jerky and I smile ear to ear.

  7. Saraon 11 Jun 2010 at 8:28 am

    the boob was like a tractor beem pulling him in

  8. Moon 11 Jun 2010 at 8:29 am

    Wow. That’s disgusting! I couldn’t bring myself to watch the video because it’ll probably make me want to vomit. Wow…

  9. You Just Made My List!on 11 Jun 2010 at 8:35 am

    Sara – That phenomenon continues forever.

    Mo – Come on, don’t be a pussy, you know you want to see it! The clip is FILLED with great quotes.

  10. Lucyon 11 Jun 2010 at 8:36 am

    What the fuckity fuck is wrong with that woman? She has raised a couple of socially retarded girls there….

    I don’t know how popular it is in the US, but the TV show Little Britain is takes the piss out of this kind of thing! There is a character in Season 2 called Harvey Pincher – a middle aged man whose mother still breastfeeds him. In a variety of situations – Harvey’s fiance Jane meeting his parents, his parents meeting with Jane and her parents, dining out at a restaurant, meeting with the priest, the wedding ceremony etc – Harvey turns to his mum and asks for ‘Bitty’ until she says ‘oh, okay, come on then’ and lifts her shirt so he can breastfeed, much to the horror of everyone else.

    Little Britain is fucking hilarious but the ‘Bitty’ skits make me cringe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orUaCJ0GY

  11. You Just Made My List!on 11 Jun 2010 at 8:43 am

    Lucy – I’ve always heard good things about Little Britain. I wonder if that joke is directly related to Veronica Robinson? It MUST be.

  12. Erinon 11 Jun 2010 at 10:59 am

    I am sorry but I couldn’t even finish reading your post. This is so repulsive. Why would you even write about this sickness?

  13. Xinaon 11 Jun 2010 at 11:10 am

    This is a way old story. I saw it like 4 years ago so those girls are even older now. I wonder if they still milk their mum. Mind you, I’m 30 and I still like my mom to feed me. Just not from her body. I’ve got my own boobies to play with thank you very much!

  14. Alessaon 11 Jun 2010 at 1:54 pm

    …ew. I wonder if the 8-year-old gets picked on?
    “HA, YOU STILL SUCK YOUR MOM’S TITS.”

  15. Edon 11 Jun 2010 at 2:00 pm

    When I saw the photo, I felt like Spicoli in the convenience store at the end of “Fast Times…”
    Awesome! Totally awesome!!
    What am I seeing? Thank you and your site for bringing this loon to my attention.
    Western “culture” is soooo over.
    Hippies can ruin every decent thing that nature intended to make life decent. Frauds.
    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go try this “I’m hungry, feed me” bit on my wife.

  16. Edon 11 Jun 2010 at 3:56 pm

    “Can I use the car tonight?”
    Classic.
    Poor kid.
    In the clip she says “she likes knowing it’s there when she needs it?”
    Isn’t it a parent’s job to know better?
    “Mom, I got called in to work tonight. Can I have a quick snack before I go in?”
    Maybe she will only need to feed over breaks when in college. Losers. Isn’t this some form of abuse?
    This story is so annoying, I can’t focus. Thanks for ruining my weekend. Freaking disgusting.

  17. You Just Made My List!on 11 Jun 2010 at 4:04 pm

    I love ruining other people’s day. It makes me feel better knowing I am not the only one suffering.

  18. Amanda Cateon 11 Jun 2010 at 8:09 pm

    I could comment on how gross and fucked up this is but everyone pretty much covered that. So I just wanted to say that even though I love Cap ‘n Crunch, it’s like eating a bowl of mini chainsaws. That shit rips your mouth to shreds.

  19. Jonathanon 11 Jun 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Since thinking about that fucked up fucker makes me want to die, let’s talk about the best thing ever: CRUNCH BERRIES. I loved those things back in the day.

  20. SanFranon 11 Jun 2010 at 8:46 pm

    Amanda: A bowl of mini chainsaws… ha! I’d usually wait a little while for them to soften up, so I could almost mash them with my tongue.

    The bad-for-you cereal that I can pretty much eat an entire box of in one sitting is Golden Grahams… That, or Honeycomb.

  21. Ericaon 11 Jun 2010 at 9:50 pm

    This shit makes me so fucking crazy!! As a mother of two, the breastfeeding Nazi’s are a sub-culture that needs to be exterminated. They are like vermin. When I had my daughter in 2005, the Nazi’s told me that if I didn’t BF my kid would be stupid, unhealthy, autistic, walk with a gimpy leg, become an alcoholic and possibly a deranged serial killer!! (well not in those specific terms but similar) Both of my kids have been formula fed and are perfectly fine…no signs of derangement (yet).

    Fuck these fucking fuckers!!! This hits me so personally I can’t even begin to describe it but if I met this bitch I would asphyxiate her with her own fucking tube sock tit!!!!!!

  22. Amanda Cateon 11 Jun 2010 at 11:04 pm

    SanFran – Mine would be Rice Krispie Treats cereal but I have trouble finding it anymore. Good thing I guess, otherwise it’s all my diet would consist of.

    That lady should squeeze some of her milk over some fruit loops and wean that kid off her boob already.

  23. Bobcatson 13 Jun 2010 at 11:24 am

    This…can’t be real. My fucking brain won’t even process what is happening in that video because it goes against ALL THE RULES OF OUR BIOLOGY.

  24. lolaon 15 Sep 2010 at 8:08 pm

    Does this woman have a husband? if so what does he think of this? I can’t say much about breast feeding in general I have no children, but this is especially sickening to me. Just seeing the kid laying there like she’s curling up with a good book. Personally I think it has nothing to do with what the kids want. I think momma likes it. Sick Pup!

  25. lolaon 15 Sep 2010 at 8:19 pm

    Lisa Lampanelli would rip that woman to shreds! that kid would get off that breast quicker than you could say sweety wipe your mouth now. Ok I just grossed myself out. And no I wasn’t condoning Lisa, just that she would be brutal, and I bet we would laugh. Even you Listy. Maybe?

  26. lolaon 15 Sep 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Ok I gave in and watched the video. Apparently Dad is all for it and the kids draw pictures of her breasts and have names for them! The way she talks about it is like some weird ritual they have, but she has to warn the girl no “funny Business” before she starts. What does that mean. Oh so weird. Ok I’ve posted 3 times on this I think I’m done.

  27. sebastianon 27 Aug 2011 at 1:31 pm

    hola tengo 8 aƱos me gustaria conocerte porque me gustaria que me dieras de tu leche materna vivo medellin,colombia hay tienes mi correo siguele dando a tus hijas tu leche espero que te conectes pronto

  28. Sergioon 22 Mar 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Beautiful Ilike You are the Better Mother Veronica portelasergio@yahoo.com.ar

  29. Milky Cabreraon 11 Jul 2012 at 7:48 pm

    My last meal? I want to go out like I fucking came in. Breastfed.

  30. sergioon 21 Mar 2013 at 1:01 pm

    I like to prolong the breastfeeding portelasergio@yahoo.com.ar