Jun 21 2010

Denny’s breakfast appetizers and desserts!

Published by at 3:13 am under Why?!?

Denny's breakfast appetizers and desserts

Denny’s host: “Good morning, welcome to Denny’s, May I take your coat and top hat?”

You: “Please. We have a reservation for two at 8:30.”

Denny’s host: “Right this way sir.”

Denny’s waitress: “Good morning, would you like to start with the wine list?”

You: “That will not be necessary as we are in a bit of a hurry. The lady would like the chocolate chip pancakes with hash browns and bacon. I would like your Southwestern Sizzlin’ Skillet with white toast. Would you be kind enough to bring us two orange juice beverages as well?”

Denny’s waitress: “But of course sir. Can I start you off with a breakfast appetizer? The chef is offering Pancake Puppies this morning.”

You: “What exactly is a Pancake Puppy?”

Denny’s waitress: “Six deep-fried pancake balls filled with blueberries and white-chocolate chips, served with syrup for your dipping pleasure.”

You: “Well, that sounds like a lovely amuse bouche. We will gladly take two.”

Denny’s waitress: “Very good sir. And will the gentleman and lady be requiring dessert as well?”

You: “Delightful, yes. Please have your chef prepare his special pancake balls but this time served on top a mountain of ice cream and cover them with your finest chocolate sauce.”

Denny’s waitress: “Very good sir.”

I just had the weirdest dream. I was at Denny’s and they actually had appetizers and desserts FOR BREAKFAST! Ha ha ha, wouldn’t that be hilarious… What? Huh? NOOOOOOOO!

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15 comments so far

15 comments to “Denny’s breakfast appetizers and desserts!”

  1. kenon 21 Jun 2010 at 6:17 am

    Listy, I had my first ever breakfast pizza yesterday and let me tell you, it changed my life.

  2. Yours Trulyon 21 Jun 2010 at 7:24 am

    Strange, I once had a nightmare that I was at Denny’s. I started screaming, trying to wake myself up, only to realize I actually WAS at Denny’s.

    The horror…

  3. You Just Made My List!on 21 Jun 2010 at 8:10 am

    Ken – Where did this insanity take place?

  4. Jim Joneson 21 Jun 2010 at 8:34 am

    I don’t understand why you have “fat” listed under the keywords. Every time I visit Denny’s I can always count on a mass bowel evacuation!

  5. SanFranon 21 Jun 2010 at 9:51 am

    Are you certain you weren’t dreaming about my Moon Over My Hammy, with its big red eye, blinking at you as if to say “come hither”?

    Because… you know… that’s what I was dreaming about.

  6. pigdooron 21 Jun 2010 at 10:05 am

    you wrote a little story

  7. You Just Made My List!on 21 Jun 2010 at 10:14 am

    Do you think it has potential to become a feature film?

  8. Moon 21 Jun 2010 at 11:45 am

    This is off topic for the post, but I saw this site and had pass it along.
    http://foodnetworkhumor.com/category/food-network-hosts/guy-fieri/

  9. Amanda Cateon 21 Jun 2010 at 11:57 am

    Laughed retardedly hard at ““Well, that sounds like a lovely amuse bouche. We will gladly take two.””

    The only times I’ve been to Denny’s were times I was too drunk to actually remember it. For the best, I think.

  10. You Just Made My List!on 21 Jun 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Mo – Thanks for the link. I only made it about 2 pages in before I barfed into my shirt.

  11. rachelon 21 Jun 2010 at 3:05 pm

    mo- NICE FIND.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 21 Jun 2010 at 3:07 pm

    HEY, everyone stop going to other websites, I am all you need!

  13. Xinaon 21 Jun 2010 at 4:24 pm

    While I’ve never consider a breakfast appetizer or dessert, people have always given me a crazy eyebrow cuz I like a salad before breakfast. Or any meal really.

    No wonder America is so fat!

  14. Ericaon 21 Jun 2010 at 5:09 pm

    I stopped going to Denny’s when I was no longer drunk and high at 2:00am in college. Now if I am drunk and high I am sitting at a park with my kids…ok, little joke.

    But seriously, you need not only a fucking WARM-UP lard injection to get you to the main course of lard/hydrogenated oils mixed with mystery meat and then an AFTER injection of fat? WTF?? Anyone who eats this deserves to die right there on the spot. I think all Denny’s should be retrofitted with tables that transform into coffins.

    DISGUSTING.

    Mo – I will never sleep again.

  15. kenon 21 Jun 2010 at 9:46 pm

    Listy- It’s a place near my house. I know it seems like something you’d hate but it’s divine. Imagine dough topped with scrambled eggs, hash browns, sausage and cheese. Amazing.