Jun 21 2010
Denny’s host: “Good morning, welcome to Denny’s, May I take your coat and top hat?”
You: “Please. We have a reservation for two at 8:30.”
Denny’s host: “Right this way sir.”
Denny’s waitress: “Good morning, would you like to start with the wine list?”
You: “That will not be necessary as we are in a bit of a hurry. The lady would like the chocolate chip pancakes with hash browns and bacon. I would like your Southwestern Sizzlin’ Skillet with white toast. Would you be kind enough to bring us two orange juice beverages as well?”
Denny’s waitress: “But of course sir. Can I start you off with a breakfast appetizer? The chef is offering Pancake Puppies this morning.”
You: “What exactly is a Pancake Puppy?”
Denny’s waitress: “Six deep-fried pancake balls filled with blueberries and white-chocolate chips, served with syrup for your dipping pleasure.”
You: “Well, that sounds like a lovely amuse bouche. We will gladly take two.”
Denny’s waitress: “Very good sir. And will the gentleman and lady be requiring dessert as well?”
You: “Delightful, yes. Please have your chef prepare his special pancake balls but this time served on top a mountain of ice cream and cover them with your finest chocolate sauce.”
Denny’s waitress: “Very good sir.”
I just had the weirdest dream. I was at Denny’s and they actually had appetizers and desserts FOR BREAKFAST! Ha ha ha, wouldn’t that be hilarious… What? Huh? NOOOOOOOO!
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