Jul 01 2010

As Seen On TV products for your big sloppy boobs!

Published by at 3:44 am under I Don't Get It,Sucky TV

kush breats support commercial

Ladies, when you go to bed at night do your huge tits slide off the side of the bed and rest on the floor like half-filled beanbag chairs? Have you tried duct tape and rope to hold those jugs in place? There’s got to be a better way! Well, no there isn’t. However, if you are too fancy to stick a can of Coke between your meat pillows, why not try the Kush breast support system.

Ladies, do you like to dress like a whore at night but don’t want to lose your day job at Verizon because your funbags are flopping all over the place? What can you do, bring a nighttime whore outfit to change into after work? What a pain! Thanks to the Cami Secret fake undershirt you can transform effortlessly from boring daytime prude into an awesome, super fun cleavage-rocking slut in seconds! Your boss and coworkers will never know that just under your Cami Secret resides a beautiful, deep canyon of flesh begging to be explored by the lucky guy you are going to hook up with from the “casual encounters” section of craigslist that night.

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19 comments so far

19 comments to “As Seen On TV products for your big sloppy boobs!”

  1. Paul in Saint Paulon 01 Jul 2010 at 9:46 am

    $55 seems awfully high for a Kush.

    Ladies, can you just use a side pillow for support or does it really need to be inter-cleavage?

  2. SanFranon 01 Jul 2010 at 10:14 am

    I read this in my best Velvet Jones voice… Made it even funnier (not that it wasn’t already, though).

    I wouldn’t mind being on the R&D staff for products such as this…

  3. rachelon 01 Jul 2010 at 10:57 am

    can i wear both to the office, just for fun?

  4. Ericaon 01 Jul 2010 at 11:09 am

    Why not have your man just help you out naturally on the Kush one? Although I guess sleeping on top of your wife/girlfriend may not be the most comfortable option…

  5. You Just Made My List!on 01 Jul 2010 at 11:13 am

    Rachel – Great idea.

    Erica – Greater idea!

  6. Erinon 01 Jul 2010 at 12:04 pm

    I think I need to run to the phone right now and order both of those absolutely amazing products… How the hell have I lived without them all these years?!?!

  7. Kathyon 01 Jul 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Hey! I have an empty toilet paper roll & a handkerchief. I think those would work, eh?

  8. You Just Made My List!on 01 Jul 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Kathy – Depends on your boob size. Anything over a B would most likely crush the TP roll. See, those scientists at Kush are smarter than you think!

  9. Jayon 01 Jul 2010 at 5:40 pm

    One of Maui’s biggest exports is Kush, but not the same kind of product. I hope Starz Network makes your list, can’t believe Party Down was cancelled today, a big Ron Donald don’t.

  10. Kathyon 01 Jul 2010 at 7:40 pm

    Oh, there is that danger, I suppose. How ’bout if I just use a cucumber instead?

  11. icecycle66on 01 Jul 2010 at 10:37 pm

    It is awesome to come here after being out for a week or so and catching up. It provides hours hate filled laghter.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 01 Jul 2010 at 10:42 pm

    Jay – I know, great show. Ultimately I’m OK with it though, two good seasons is better than watching them fizzle. Plus it makes for a good DVD set.

  13. alanon 02 Jul 2010 at 12:30 am

    When I first saw that, I thought it was titty fucking trainer. SO disappointed it wasn’t.

  14. Peteon 07 Jul 2010 at 7:30 am

    Um, yeah…that’s a dick. A plastic dick. A dildo. That’s what that is.

  15. ickyon 04 Jan 2011 at 11:30 am

    yup, sure looks like a dildo to me!

  16. Cindy Bin (cindybin2001)on 28 Nov 2013 at 11:19 am

    AARGGHH, oh it is terrible that you use the t-shirts for breasts.How crude and offensive!

  17. Cindy Bin (cindybin2001)on 28 Nov 2013 at 11:20 am

    I meant to say t-shirts not t-shirts

  18. Cindy Bin (cindybin2001)on 28 Nov 2013 at 11:21 am


  19. You Just Made My List!on 28 Nov 2013 at 2:14 pm

    Tits? Tits is bad word? Don’t get your tits in a twist Cindy.