Jul 01 2010
As Seen On TV products for your big sloppy boobs!
Ladies, when you go to bed at night do your huge tits slide off the side of the bed and rest on the floor like half-filled beanbag chairs? Have you tried duct tape and rope to hold those jugs in place? There’s got to be a better way! Well, no there isn’t. However, if you are too fancy to stick a can of Coke between your meat pillows, why not try the Kush breast support system.
Ladies, do you like to dress like a whore at night but don’t want to lose your day job at Verizon because your funbags are flopping all over the place? What can you do, bring a nighttime whore outfit to change into after work? What a pain! Thanks to the Cami Secret fake undershirt you can transform effortlessly from boring daytime prude into an awesome, super fun cleavage-rocking slut in seconds! Your boss and coworkers will never know that just under your Cami Secret resides a beautiful, deep canyon of flesh begging to be explored by the lucky guy you are going to hook up with from the “casual encounters” section of craigslist that night.
$55 seems awfully high for a Kush.
Ladies, can you just use a side pillow for support or does it really need to be inter-cleavage?
I read this in my best Velvet Jones voice… Made it even funnier (not that it wasn’t already, though).
I wouldn’t mind being on the R&D staff for products such as this…
can i wear both to the office, just for fun?
Why not have your man just help you out naturally on the Kush one? Although I guess sleeping on top of your wife/girlfriend may not be the most comfortable option…
Rachel – Great idea.
Erica – Greater idea!
I think I need to run to the phone right now and order both of those absolutely amazing products… How the hell have I lived without them all these years?!?!
Hey! I have an empty toilet paper roll & a handkerchief. I think those would work, eh?
Kathy – Depends on your boob size. Anything over a B would most likely crush the TP roll. See, those scientists at Kush are smarter than you think!
One of Maui’s biggest exports is Kush, but not the same kind of product. I hope Starz Network makes your list, can’t believe Party Down was cancelled today, a big Ron Donald don’t.
Oh, there is that danger, I suppose. How ’bout if I just use a cucumber instead?
It is awesome to come here after being out for a week or so and catching up. It provides hours hate filled laghter.
Jay – I know, great show. Ultimately I’m OK with it though, two good seasons is better than watching them fizzle. Plus it makes for a good DVD set.
When I first saw that, I thought it was titty fucking trainer. SO disappointed it wasn’t.
Um, yeah…that’s a dick. A plastic dick. A dildo. That’s what that is.
yup, sure looks like a dildo to me!