Jul 09 2010

TV Hat!

Published by at 3:30 am under I Don't Get It,Sucky TV,Why?!?

tv hat infomercial

If I wasn’t sort of drunk right now I would put more effort into this and believe me it would be HILARIOUS. Such is life.

Plus, what the fuck could be said about this?

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18 comments to “TV Hat!”

  1. Jonathanon 09 Jul 2010 at 10:00 am

    I wonder if Lou Ferrigno up there is watching The Incredible Hulk on his TV Hat. And yes, this is a ridiculously stupid invention.

  2. Jim Joneson 09 Jul 2010 at 1:25 pm

    I thinks its great, we can drink flavor-aid and sit on our fat asses all day anywhere!!!

  3. CDBon 09 Jul 2010 at 2:11 pm

    I’m not buying one until they make an HD version. BTW those pictures are of the before variety. Here is a photo of those people some time later (and just try to imagine the word television written where the word facebook sits): http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2010/5/11/634091412873058685-Facebook.jpg

  4. billmigukon 09 Jul 2010 at 2:38 pm

    I’m confused by the last bit…how the fuck do you play games on your ipod, iphone, or digital video player with this goatfuck strapped to your face? Even if the game is controlled via an accelerometer there’s no way our morbidly obese American heads would have the sensitivity to operate an ipod, iphone, or digital video player. USA! USA! USA!

  5. Alessaon 09 Jul 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Looks like some kind of awful torture device. For some reason it actually makes me really angry. Like, just looking at the picture of that guy with the thing strapped to his head makes me sick. Is this what it feels like to be you?

    Also, the people they’re showing it to around 30 seconds sound very actor-ish! I bet the thing is a piece of crap in actuality.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 09 Jul 2010 at 4:59 pm

    I really enjoy the guy who appears to be driving while wearing his TV Hat and the woman having the orgasm in the airport.

  7. Paul in St. Paulon 10 Jul 2010 at 9:31 am

    TV Hat is magnificent. Listman, you can now watch hours of porn – at the airport, while driving, while the kids stare at cartoons on your lap, or with your sweetie right next to you in bed – all private as long as you keep your shirt untucked. It’s like a fucking burqa! It tells the world to leave you the fuck alone. I love TV Hat!

  8. You Just Made My List!on 10 Jul 2010 at 11:35 am

    Paul – You had me at porn. I am going to develop a product called “TV Hat Pants” to be used for masturbating in public. places while watching porn on your TV Hat. That will obviously lead to my next invention “TV Hat Pants Jizz Rag.”

  9. Adion 10 Jul 2010 at 2:34 pm

    It makes the wearer look like a fucking platypus.

  10. kiddaon 10 Jul 2010 at 6:53 pm

    Take out the V and the H, stick a W in there and you’ve got a well named product

  11. You Just Made My List!on 10 Jul 2010 at 7:42 pm

    Kidda – It took me a few seconds… Nice! Now stop being more clever than me.

  12. Fuckeron 11 Jul 2010 at 3:05 am

    I am angry enough whenever I am at a the airport, I do not know why, but traveling by plane fills me with with a bizarre rage. I end up hating everyone around me, and would love a reason to hit someone. I believe if i saw that guy playing the video game would have a severe urge to punch him in the face.

  13. You Just Made My List!on 11 Jul 2010 at 9:11 am

    Fucker – Getting punched in the face while wearing a TV Hat would be a rude awakening. I support it. I encourage it.

  14. kiddaon 11 Jul 2010 at 6:27 pm

    When someone wakes up after being knocked out whilst wearing this, they shall be greeted with people laughing at them and cries of “I didn’t see anything officer”

    I think it’s the very definition of “Guiltless crime”

  15. Jonathanon 12 Jul 2010 at 10:19 am

    I can only imagine the eyestrain this thing is going to cause. It’ll be epidemic, like what happened with the Opti-Grab in “The Jerk.”

    That said, I want one of these in camo so I can watch hunting shows while I’m sitting in my duck blind.

  16. Peteon 12 Jul 2010 at 11:50 am

    I invite everyone here to murder me if they ever see me wearing one of these, like a donkey wearing a feedbag

  17. Fuckeron 13 Jul 2010 at 11:32 pm

    they should attach feedbags to these!

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