Jul 14 2010
Flying food in commercials!
Hey, when I asked for a beer I didn’t think you were going pour it so fast that it would shoot out the other side of the glass all over my slacks. I have a very important sales seminar to attend his afternoon and beer-soaked slacks do not make a good first impression.
AHHHHHHH, you just blinded me when you slammed your Extreme Shrimp Blaster into that hot butter! I SEE NOTHING! WHY?!?
And I just got this shirt too. It’s impossible to wash out butter, especially when you’re BLIND, thank you very much Steve! Man, this is the worst lunch ever. Whoa, what just hit me in the face? Was that salad? Did someone just throw a fucking salad into my face? What is wrong with you people?
Thanks to bar food I have been trapped on the toilet for the better part of the morning. With that being said I found your post to be hilarious!
WTF??? Pekar only gets 6 responses, but fucking Candwich gets 9?! I think I’ll kill myself now….
Billmiguk – Yeah, tell me about it. I try to class the joint up for a change and nobody cares. I think people are losing interest in me, I know I am.
Having a salad thrown in your face is better than having one tossed in your face, right?
ZING!
I’ve always been annoyed by this. My girlfriend is sick of hearing me say things like, “Just because this is in slow-motion doesn’t mean there’s not going to be a big fucking mess all over the studio. They should pan the camera down now and show the cheap tarp covered in food that’s on the floor. Yum! Idiots.” But yeah, mostly it irritates me when they poor a beer from off camera and it goes flying out of the other side of the glass in ice cold refreshing slow motion.
Come on, everybody knows that beer poured in slow motion tastes so much better!
I found out today that some guy is suing Rush for canceling the Chicago concert. Was that you?
I laughed so hard at this that I choked on air.
This is how pretty much every Crystal Light commercial goes. Who came up with this? Is it some kind of subliminal message that makes us want to buy the product?
Yours – No, but I am his lawyer.
Alessa – I am very funny and talented. Thank you.
Now all we need is a tampon commercial with this effect. Hey it would be better than fucking around with ladies sitting around a bar discussing birth control and other stupid innuendo! And why is the absorbency always blue? If it is coming out blue there are bigger issues at play….
Sorry for that rant but it is fucking irritating! And yes, milk flying all over the kitchen would be a nightmare as my husband pours his soy milk on his granola…
The guy suing Rush will lose. He’s got no claim for which relief can be granted. Not against the band, anyway, who didn’t have a contract with THAT guy but rather with the promoter, who I’m guessing is Live Nation. If they offer to reschedule, that’s considered enough, like it or not
And besides, how DARE he sue Rush. They’re RUSH!!
Erica – I agree that diaper and tampon commercials should use fluids that actually look like what they’re trying to protect your couch from. If they used a thick red fluid on tampon commercials and showed their brand stopping it from getting through the back of a white skirt and the other brand failing to, I think it would be more effective. And hilarious. And gross. What the hell IS that blue stuff, anyway?
Ultimate – I think the blue liquid is the same shit old ladies use to dye their hair…”blueing solution”? Either way, yes, we should see accurate representations of the blood and pee for diapers. Maybe throw in some mud for poop?
I would buy the brand that stopped the blood from getting onto my white jeans…TRUTH IN ADVERTISING!!!
Check this shit out.
That cheap lanolin hand soap that you buy at AutoZone and the car parts places?
I spilled some oil from a can of oysters-do not ask-out on a shirt that I stopped wearing because of that stain.
I thought, “Fuck It, may as well try it.” The stain was a few months old, on one of those cotton blend fabrics.
Billy Fucking Mays was on my shoulder for that experiment…………………
Ed – They sell soap at AutoZone?