Thanks, for being so sweet, Paul. I cried my ass off today (feeling sorry for myself), but I read what you said, and it made me feel so much better. You’re a really sweet guy. Thanks for being awesome. I think I love you a little bit.
Oh, I still think that Erica can suck a giant dick.
# Sarah in Minneapolis; a tributeon 30 Aug 2010 at 1:56 am
I have been visiting this glorious site for about two years now and have finally been prompted to comment. Firstly to go through the formality of saying that Listy is awesome and his rage is so reasonable and in tune with my own it is uncanny. Secondly, I have to say that even Guy does not make my list like Steph here. I mean WTF? If you are going to be mean at least be witty about it. Also bragging you got a new Audi two weeks ago, and you lost your job a month a ago, gains little sympathy from me. Be nicer or funnier, you don’t have to be both, but you should pick one.
Clap, clap, clap…clap…clap…clap. Yes, the Audi will probably go away. That’s what a bitch gets for “bragging” about her stuff. I see what Karma is doing to me. Thanks for bringing that to my attention, Sarah. Also, putting me in the same sentence with fucking Guy Fierie is really, I don’t know, fucked up and apparently apropo. I never thought I could get any lower, but…holy shit, low and behold, here we go. Keep it coming folks. I haven’t slit my wrists yet. Keep trying motherfuckers… you never know.
You have a lot of room to talk when you can’t even get out an insult correctly.
“If cops could read YOU hubby would not have to suck dick to get out of a ticket”
I’m guessing you didn’t go to college. That would explain the hostility and typo. For the record my husband isn’t in law enforcement, but did graduate from the school of CJ. The sticker isn’t just to get out of tickets, but it helps.
It sounds like you’ve got some latent homosexuality issues. You sure are obsessed with men blowing each other.
You should eat a dick you hostile fuck. I bet you’d like it.
You should also stop trying to be Listy, if you want to attack random people start your own blog.
I think all bumper stickers suck! I used to have one for my favorite NFL team and once it was spattered with feces and another time someone egged my window, so I then removed it, realizing that it’s not worth having your car vandalized. Also, it’s just that “Look at Me” attitude about bumper stickers. All these stickers are just a way to say “look at me, look at me, impeach Obama, I love Glenn Beck!”… I don’t care! Even if it’s someone’s position I agree with on the sticker, I just shake my head. I don’t care if you voted for John McCain, I don’t care if you’re a Raiders fan, I don’t care about your position on guns, I also don’t care about your kids grades,or how many people are in your family (referring to the stickers of the family,usually seen on the lower left corner of a minivan window). Also,why would you ruin your car like that?
Steph are you really this stupid? You must be. You random attacks are ridiculous. Stop telling people to eat dicks! It is so juvenile. How old are you? I am guessing about 25-28? Old enough to know better but young enough to be really naive about the world. I also think it is highly unlikely that you even went to college and probably do not even have a car…let alone an audi. Do us all a favor and just GO AWAY! You are like a cancer on this page…I hope Listy bans you.
OK, here’s the deal… I don’t like to tell people what to do or say and don’t like to censor BUT I am getting super bummed out by all the back and forth in the comments. I don’t know what happened but out of nowhere a lot of hostility is developing between readers and it’s really sucking the fun out of this site for me.
So, can we get back to collectively hating the same things and stop insulting each other?
I think that is a terrific idea Listy! I figured you must be upset with the comments since there was no new post this morning… and it really bummed me out too! I can’t start my Monday without a good chuckle from your post. Difference of opinions are great and stimulating but name calling is outrageous and uncalled for. List on Listman!!
Sorry to make you sad Listy! I just had to say something back because I am pregnant, hormonal and have no patience for mean people even when I’m not pregnant and hormonal. I would love to just hate things again and not people because I am a lover, not a fighter… That’s how I got pregnant. Hahaha
I didn’t read through all of these, this may have been addressed. I am lazy. Listy, how about damn college flags hanging in windows in lieu of curtains? A very common sight in Chicago. They drive me to anger.
Miss N. – I too live in Chicago and am amazed on a daily basis by the number of college flags hanging from condo window or on flag poles. Some days you would think we lived on the University of Michigan campus.
I’m really sorry for everyone thinking I’m a bitch. Listman, I read your site everyday, usually around 6:00 a.m.. I love what you have to say. That being said, I will not apologize for being a dumb bitch. I have recently had a bad situation with my job of nine years. It sucks, but I wion’t give up…EVER. Your site has made me smile, and I appreciate that. Thanks for being so cool to me. You make me happy and you certainly make me smile.