Sep 03 2010
Shit, where will I buy my fanny packs and shiny disco leggings now?
Ironic hipsters and flat-chested teen runaways (AKA future American Apparel models) the world over are freaking out because dressing like a fucking asshole is about to get a little harder. Seems that Dov Charney’s business model of sitting around masturbating all day and rehashing every fashion mistake of the 80s is not working out too well.
You’d think a company that sells satin jackets and features vaginal penetration in their ads would be around longer.
Bye bye now.
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