Sep 20 2010
I like sports as much as the next guy* but come on bros, give your sports boner a rest for 5 minutes.
We get it, you’re a dude, you’re a man, you like beer and you pee standing up. In fact you are such a man that you usually just pee on the floor while crushing a beer can on your forehead. Jeeze, are these guys really so insecure about looking “gay” that they have to get their hair cut at a Hooters?
Plus, have you seen these places? I think they are decorated by the person who did the set decoration for “Saved by the Bell.” You know how the hallways of Bayside were always plastered with crooked posters that said things like “Football Game Tonight” or “School Dance,” well it’s the same, cartoonish atmosphere in these man-a-toriums. SportClips is to sports what The Peach Pit was to diners.
You know how I know you are gay? You get your hair cut at SportClips.
*This is a totally false statement. I guarantee that I like sports much less than the next guy, unless that guy is Austin Scarlett.
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